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  • Always The Viktor, It's Never Your Fault

    I had a few thoughts on this whole Viktor Stalberg possibly being a healthy scratch stuff, and couldn’t convey it in just 140 characters.

    It’s rare that I would try and calm down anyone about any of what Joel Quenneville does, as I’m as skeptical of him as anyone. Well, except for maybe the tallest writer at this site. But let’s see if we can’t pull this bus over to the soft shoulder and turn the hazards on.
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  • Always The Viktor, It’s Never Your Fault

    I had a few thoughts on this whole Viktor Stalberg possibly being a healthy scratch stuff, and couldn’t convey it in just 140 characters.

    It’s rare that I would try and calm down anyone about any of what Joel Quenneville does, as I’m as skeptical of him as anyone. Well, except for maybe the tallest writer at this site. But let’s see if we can’t pull this bus over to the soft shoulder and turn the hazards on.
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  • Top Jimmy Cooks, Top Jimmy Swings – Previewing Scum's Man In The Mask

    Top Jimmy Cooks, Top Jimmy Swings – Previewing Scum's Man In The Mask

    Oh no! I made a musical reference to a non-Detroit band! Killion’s going to shit a chicken!

    Anyway, when you talk to Scum fans (at least the most reasonable ones, but boy is that a world’s tallest midget contest), you get the feeling that they have an inordinate amount of faith in Jimmy Howard. On the other side, you get it because a lot of the Wings goaltending has been so bad over the years (whatever the win-loss record might say) that an actual above-average goalie might look even better than he actually is.

    Before I get a bunch of tweets and comments about how I’m totally undervaluing Howard from the Great Unwashed of Southeast Michigan (and that one dude in Kansas), let me be clear: I don’t think Howard sucks at all. He’s very good. And in a positional matchup, this is the only area where the Wings can boast even a push with the Hawks. And any goalie who punches Corey Perry in the back of the head has to be somewhat admired.

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  • Top Jimmy Cooks, Top Jimmy Swings – Previewing Scum’s Man In The Mask

    Top Jimmy Cooks, Top Jimmy Swings – Previewing Scum’s Man In The Mask

    Oh no! I made a musical reference to a non-Detroit band! Killion’s going to shit a chicken!

    Anyway, when you talk to Scum fans (at least the most reasonable ones, but boy is that a world’s tallest midget contest), you get the feeling that they have an inordinate amount of faith in Jimmy Howard. On the other side, you get it because a lot of the Wings goaltending has been so bad over the years (whatever the win-loss record might say) that an actual above-average goalie might look even better than he actually is.

    Before I get a bunch of tweets and comments about how I’m totally undervaluing Howard from the Great Unwashed of Southeast Michigan (and that one dude in Kansas), let me be clear: I don’t think Howard sucks at all. He’s very good. And in a positional matchup, this is the only area where the Wings can boast even a push with the Hawks. And any goalie who punches Corey Perry in the back of the head has to be somewhat admired.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 14 – Shel Silverstein

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    There are few artists with as diverse of a collection of works as Chicago’s Shel Silverstein. From childrens’ books, to poetry, to songwriting, to stage productions, to illustrations for Playboy comics in the magazine’s hayday, the perpetually bearded Silverstein left behind a prolific resume at the time of his death in 1999.

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  • Morning Links 5/14/13

    Morning Links 5/14/13

    Pair of 7s: Boston/Leafs Rangers/Caps

    Preview: Blackhawks

    No disrespect: PHT

    Wings will need depth to not suck: DFP

    Must see t.v.: Puck Daddy

  • Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell – Previewing The Detroit Blue Line

    Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell – Previewing The Detroit Blue Line

    While the forwards that McClure previewed still have some threat and generational skill sprinkled throughout, when Hawks fans look at this back end is when they probably start licking their chops. The Scum defense was passable enough to see off a Ducks team that really only has one threatening line, as suddenly Teemu Selanne and Saku Koivu looked every bit of the combined 175 years old that they in fact are. They will get no such respite here.

    Here’s how the pairings shake out:

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  • One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor – Previewing The Scum Forwards

    One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor – Previewing The Scum Forwards

    Now that the Hawks finally have a second round opponent, it’s time to take a closer look at the Detroit Red Wings’ forwards. The names and faces might be familiar and nauseating, but it’s a necessary evil. So plug your nose, and we might be able to get through this together.

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  • Beard Of The Day – May 13 – Matthew Sweet

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    In the realm of modern rock, few if any artists live up to their name as well as Matthew Sweet, being one of the principal purveyors of power pop for the better part of 25 years.

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  • Morning Links 5/13/13

    Morning Links 5/13/13

    It shall be Scum: Detroit Free Press

    One more for the road: Comcast Chicago

    Last Encore? NHL

    Game 7 in Boston: Toronto Sun

    Game 7 in DC: NY Daily News

    This may be an issue: PuckDaddy