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  • Game #79 – Jets 3, Hawks 3 (Jets win thumb war): Whatever

    Game #79 – Jets 3, Hawks 3 (Jets win thumb war): Whatever

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    I can’t remember the last time I was left with such a feeling of “meh” after a game. I guess it’s good the Hawks showed some gumption and fight to tie it late, and keep their braindead playoff hopes alive. If that’s what they were playing for. But I mean, the Jets really couldn’t be bothered, other than their fourth line. So it doesn’t really mean much. I can’t get emotional either way about overtime results. They’re a coin-flip. I was surprised to find out a 12th extra-time loss for the Hawks doesn’t lead the league. They’ve also won nine in overtime, so basically they’re getting to 50-50 that you would think is par for the course. I guess it means they aren’t good enough to win games in regulation but aren’t bad enough to get beat in regulation in those close games. But again, the overwhelming feeling is, “whatever.”

    Anyway, let’s run through it.

    The Two Obs

    -Dylan Strome’s three-point game will take the headlines, which is good. It doesn’t mean he’s automatic, but he’s got sense you can’t teach and his second goal showed that, the ability to ghost into space and find just enough time to get a good shot off. And he’s got one. 54 points is more than Schmaltz ever put up. That’s nice. That said, Stome’s line was sporting a sub-30% Corsi for the night, which is U-G-L-Y. That’s what’s going to have to change starting next year, because he can’t start every shift in the offensive zone. At this rate he’ll have to.

    -You can easily see the problem with the Jets. When you get into their zone they either can’t be bothered, their defense is slow in transition, and you never know when Byfuglien and Myers are going to get caught up the ice and leave someone exposed. They have the forward depth to cover it for a while, but the warts they and the Preds are showing means it will not be a surprise if the Stars or Blues find their way out of the division come May.

    -Brent Seabrook, 14 minutes. The third straight game he’s been at 15 minutes or below. They see what we see.

    -The only line above water for the night in possession was the Saad-Anisimov-Sikura line, which seems to be the case most nights.

    -Every goddamn broadcast when John Hayden belches his way into the lineup contains some segment about how he hasn’t really gotten a chance or he should get a chance. He’s gotten his chance, and he sucks. The only shift he was noticeable was just because he delivered three hits that were all at least three seconds late and mattered not a jot. He can’t do anything, and his physical presence doesn’t do anyone any good because it doesn’t disrupt anything. It’s all for show, just to demonstrate to a coach how hard he’s playing. I hope he enjoys his time with Minnesota’s AHL team in Iowa next year. Or Europe.

    -One of my big complaints about Jeremy Colliton is the lack of adjustment to his “system.” They keep telling us that he needs a training camp to really install it, which is a bunch of ripe shite but fine, but that means what you’re playing now should be tweaked to at least look more like what they used to do. Scheifele’s non-goal was an example, as the Hawks have to chase their man all over the zone, but they can’t keep up, and by the time Scheifele deposits the puck in the net Seabrook is out beyond the circles, Toews is nowhere, and everyone’s scrambling. They don’t have the speed to chase and harass. The Hawks should have been playing softer and leaving things to the outside to the outside months ago. When they get in serious trouble is when they’re trying to pressure outside or out high and get beat, and they will because they just don’t have enough speed. Now people don’t know whether to switch/commit and who to take when someone does. If they’d just sink into the middle of their zone and try and block shots, “Torts it” if you will, they probably would have surrendered less. Instead were stuck with this happy horseshit. And we will be next year too.

    -They didn’t give up a power play goal. That’s something.

    Onwards…

  • Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight – April 1st

    Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight – April 1st

    First Screen Viewing

    Avalanche vs. Blues – 7pm

    We’re into the nitty-gritty now, and while there isn’t too much riding on this one it’s at least two teams playing well. The Avs still have some work to do to clinch a playoff spot, as the Yotes are only a point behind. But the Avs have at least culled the field to only Arizona. The Blues aren’t completely clear of the Stars in fourth, but they have a game in hand and a three-point lead. And a matchup with the Jets or Preds doesn’t make much difference. And the Blues have won five of six including toppling Tampa and Vegas in that streak. Kind of a clash of styles here, as the Avs attempt to get up and go and the Blues are just obstinate.

    Second Screen Viewing

    Maple Leafs vs. Islanders – 6pm

    This is more about teams arresting recent slides, though the Islanders still have seeing to figure out. They’re either going to be second or third it’s starting to look like, as they’re two up on the Penguins but the Capitals have gotten away at the top of the division. After trading wins and losses for most of the month, the Isles have won four of five. Meanwhile, maybe partly because they’ve been entrenched to a matchup with the Bruins for weeks now, have just been muddling at best. They’ve gone 3-7 in their last 10, and losing to the Senators twice. Which has sent Leafs Nation into hyesteri….well, further hysterics than they usually find themselves. More clash of styles here, as the Leafs run up against the Trotz wall.

    Other Games

    Capitals vs. Panthers – 6pm

    Rangers vs. Devils – 6pm

    Lightning vs. Senators – 6:30

    Oilers vs. Knights – 8pm

    Flames vs. Kings – 9pm

  • Series Preview – Cubs vs. Braves: There’s Only Been Three Of These

    Series Preview – Cubs vs. Braves: There’s Only Been Three Of These

    vs.

    RECORDS: Cubs 1-2   Braves 0-3

    GAMETIMES: Monday 6:10, Wednesday and Thursday 6:20

    TV: NBCSN+ Chicago Monday and Thursday, WGN Wednesday

    DIRTY SOUTH TAKE: Talking Chop

    PROBABLE PITCHERS

    Kyle Hendricks vs. Sean Newcomb

    Jon Lester vs. Julio Teheran

    Yu Darvish vs. Max Fried

    Probable Cubs Lineup

    1. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
    2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
    3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
    4. Javier Baez (R) SS
    6. David Bote (R) 2B
    7. Ben Zobrist (S) LF (Schwaber against the righty Teheran)
    8. Jason Heyward (L) RF
    Probably Braves Lineup
    1. Ender Inciarte (L) CF
    2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
    3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
    4. Ronald Acuna Jr. (R) LF
    5. Nick Markakis (L) RF
    6. Ozzie Albies (S) 2B
    7. Brian McCann (L) C
    8. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
    The apparent circus that the Cubs are going to be all season rolls into the ATL tonight, towing the collective raging angina of the fanbase. Just about everything you didn’t want to see go wrong for the Cubs did in Texas, and that’s going to prevent exactly no one from using two games as a symbol for what the whole season will be and as impetus to demonstrate how outraged they can be. If you’re already tired, I don’t blame you. This season has every chance of being The Unblinking Eye for merely the noise around it, not even what’s happening on the field.
    Freshly inked Kyle Hendricks (contract, not tattoos, but wouldn’t that be something?) will make his season debut tonight, and seems to be about the only sure-thing on the Cubs. It might fly in the face of modern pitching thinking, but Hendricks is just going to roll up with those hangdog shoulders, his kid-being-forced-to-eat-vegetables expression, and outthink and out-craft lineups pretty much every start.
    Thanks to Jose Quintana‘s rescue of Yu Darvish on Saturday, his first start of the season won’t come until the weekend, so Lester and Darvish will remain on regular rest. Darvish has some work to do to earn trust, where his picky, corner-seeking, possibly afraid-of-contact ways will have to be shelved in order for outs. We already did the Chatwood thing and don’t feel the need to relive it.
    And the bullpen…you know what? Let’s just not right now.
    To Atlanta, who spent their first weekend of the season getting giggy-stuffed by the Phillies in Philadelphia. Not exactly the time you wanted to catch the Fightin’s, with the whole buzz thing going on there. Anyway, this is their home-opener. Considering the Phillies’ splash, the Nationals signing Corbin and being spurned, and the Mets doing Mets things that always gets amplified, you might have forgotten it was the Braves who won this division last year. And this is still last year’s team with Josh Donaldson added to it, essentially.
    What the perpetually red-assed Donaldson is anymore is the question. He has had serious injury problems the past two years, but at least flashed his old self in Cleveland for the season’s last six weeks. Then again, he’s only two years removed from a 5-WAR season in Toronto, and three removed from a 7-WAR one. The calf problems he battled are ones you’d like to think he can get past. It’s the shoulder ones that kept him out of the field for long stretches that are worrisome, and knocked nearly 100 points off his slugging last year.
    Still, if they can get 75% of what Donaldson used to be, and add that to Acuna, Albies, and Freeman, that’s a hell of a base. Brian McCann will be around to make sure no one has any fun. Markakis had a career season in his mid-30s, and then fell victim to baseball’s war on money for anyone who doesn’t own a team. Inciarte catches everything.
    Maybe it’s the rotation that keeps people from getting back to the Braves as the pick to repeat in the East. It’s a little pedestrian, at least until some kids pop. Sean Newcomb walks too many guys. Mike Foihaldkhalns is battling elbow-twang. Julio Teheran missed his window on being something other than “a guy.” Kyle Wright, and especially Bryse Wilson and Touki Toussaint are the hopes to come up and make it something more.
    The pen is also looking more functional than inspirational, with near-Cub Arodys Vizcaino the closer and Chad Sobotka, Jonny Venters and his arm made of puddy at this point, and Not Rocky Biddle forming the hub of it. Again, the kids could be used here later in the year to give it more muscle. Max Fried, who starts the last game, could be someone who does that as well.
    The Cubs could use some easy wins after the past two games. Sadly, the Braves aren’t pushovers. Your fatigue will probably last.

     

  • Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Preview/Derby Scrimmage: And Now…The Final Curtain

    Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Preview/Derby Scrimmage: And Now…The Final Curtain

    vs.

    RECORDS: Jets 45-29-4   Hawks 34-33-11

    PUCK DROP: 7:30

    TV: WGN

    FROM YOUR FIRST CIGARETTE: Arctic Ice Hockey

    And a one, and a two and a….WE SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE…

    Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Anyway, the Hawks begin the last week of the season, and their last homestand, tonight against the Central-co-leading Jets. It’s also tonight when the axe could finally fall on their adorable yet futile playoff hopes, not that anyone hasn’t already considered those worthy of formaldehyde and makeup. The Hawks will claim they have to play until the final gong, but based on whatever that was in LA on Saturday, they can no longer hide from the truth either.

    Not the case for the Jets, who will go on into the playoffs with great hope once again. Or they should have, based on what this roster was supposed to do. But despite their 94 points and shared throne at the moment, the angst and annoyance levels in Manitoba have been high for months. The Jets haven’t looked an all-powerful, planet-consuming monster they flashed earlier in the year and for most of last season. They still pile up wins and points through talent, but Jets observers will tell you it’s built on a foundation in the sand.

    The big problem for the Jets is they’re just not very good defensively. They give up a lot of attempts, shots, and chances, and there’s been little they can do to stem the tide. The blue line has always been a touch short of glamorous, and it’s been missing Dustin Byfuglien for half the season. Which shouldn’t hurt the defensive game, but clearly has. The puck is in the Jets zone far more than you think it would, and there’s been no one around to change that. Josh Morrissey being hurt of late hasn’t helped that cause either. They lack a second puck-mover, and even Buff can go off the reservation at times.

    The Jets forwards aren’t defensively-ignorant either, but don’t seem inclined as they have been in past seasons. This is a team that doesn’t need the puck in the offensive zone as much as anyone else to score, because the depth of talent in the front-12 is still ungodly. But they seem more interested in waiting around for it to get there instead of forcing it there.

    Also not helping is that a Paul Maurice team has returned to being a dumb Paul Maurice team as is his wont, the fourth-most penalized team in the league. And when your PK sucks, and the Jets’ does, that’s a problem as well. Again, the massive amount of talent has overcome almost all of this for most of the season. But starting next week when the chaff gets culled and the Jets are only seeing good teams, they could get found out in a hurry. If they can win the division, then a matchup with either wildcard team shouldn’t really scare them, especially if Ben Bishop is hurt. Don’t and a true slog against the Blues awaits. But when the Predators come calling, or any of the Pacific after that, it might look a lot like it did last year. Which for this team, simply isn’t good enough.

    They can get right against the Hawks of course, whom they’ve spanked twice in Winnipeg but played with their food long enough to let the Hawks hang around. The Hawks were able to get them to overtime in their one meeting on Madison, but again, that was more to do with the inattentiveness of the Jets. If the Jets can be bothered, the Hawks can’t match their speed or their size or anything close. That’s a bad combination. But if the Jets are still out where the buses don’t run, the Hawks can create some looks off this defense that can’t get right. Especially if Byfuglien and Myers are at their wanderlust best.

    It doesn’t really matter anymore. With only four games left, there isn’t any “momentum” to be gained for next year. All this is is a test of the Hawks’ professionalism and pride, and whether they give a jot about what their coach has to say or planned. And even then, that’s a stretch. Some players can play themselves out of a spot next year I guess, but if you’re basing what you do on a final four games, that’s how some awfully shoddy decisions get made.

    One last roundup…

     

     

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  • Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Spotlight: Dustin Byfuglien, An Awfully Large Straw

    Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Spotlight: Dustin Byfuglien, An Awfully Large Straw

    The Jets are a weird team, and we don’t just say that because they play in a barren husk of a province filled with frozen brains and an outsized chip on their shoulder (which just might be ice but we’ll study that later on). You think of the Jets as an offensive force, with four lines filled with speedy frost-giants that never stop. You know about Laine, Wheeler, Scheifele, Connor, Ehlers, Perreault, and a few more weapons on any given night. You just assume they dominate every game on the metric-sheets like San Jose or Tampa or Vegas or the like. But the thing is…they’re kind of not?

    Dustin Byfuglien is also so stranger to the weirdness. You think of Buff, you think of the booming shot and the senseless/ridiculous/unhinged charges up the ice. You think of defensive laziness if not utter unawareness or complete indifference. You think of (often dirty) big hits (to players already down and not looking at him). You don’t really think of him as the key log to the entire system. But he might be?

    Byfuglien has missed 40 games this season, returning on Saturday for the first time since the second week of February. Which means the Jets have played just about as many games with Dat Big Buck Guy in the lineup as without. And the difference is kind of clear.

    Before Buff went down for the first time on December 30th (he would return in February for a few games before hitting a rather large ice tub again), the Jets were sort of what you think of. They were 12th in the league in attempts for per game, 14th in shots, 15th in scoring chances, and oddly 21st in high-danger chances. They were 20th in shooting-percentage, which didn’t seem to handicap them too much as they were 24-12-2. The Jets don’t need to dominate possession to score more than you, because of how much scoring they have.

    Since that date, basically without Buff the whole time, the Jets are 25th in attempts for per game, 26th in shots, second to last in scoring chances, and 29th in high danger chances. The only thing that’s kept it from being nearly a total disaster is that the Jets have shot 9.7% as a team and they’ve gotten 92% of the saves at evens.

    But what’s even more strange, downright world-view-shattering, is that the Jets have been so much worse defensively without Byfuglien. Before he went down, the Jets ranked 13th in attempts against per 60 minutes at even-strength, 18th in shots against, 10th in scoring chances against, and 12th in high danger chances against.

    Since Buff’s injury problems, all their rankings have plummeted. Their attempts against have gone up five per 60 (ranking 29th), shots up 3.7 per game (29th), scoring chances have gone up three per game (21st), and high danger chances against went up one per game (17th). Considering Buff has no interest in being in his own zone and meanders around when he is as if he’s rooting for truffles, it seems totally inexplicable that the Jets would get so much worse defensively without him. But that’s the case.

    What Buff does do is keep the Jets out of their zone. He’s their only-puck mover, and gets it up to the forwards better than anyone else on the roster, before of course fleeing up to join them like he was trying to cross No Man’s Land behind Diana Prince. Jacob Trouba is not that. Tyler Myers thinks he is but is just all-around helpless and dumb. It’s not really Josh Morrissey either. Buff aids the defense by making sure the Jets play it less.

    Which is a problem going forward. The Preds are enough of a challenge, though their problems are at forward so it makes for a nice yin-yang matchup. But anyone who comes out of the Pacific is loaded with firepower, and if the Jets continue their considerate ways when it comes to doling out shots and chances, they’ll probably get lit up in the conference final again. Which means there’s a lot riding on Byfuglien. Fat jokes aside, that’s a lot to ask of one dude.

     

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  • Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Q&A: Gametime Art

    Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Q&A: Gametime Art

    Gametime Art has been our friend for too long for his sake, and a Jets observer for an even unhealthier longer time. Follow him @GametimeArt.

    While the Jets sit atop the Central, at the time of writing, all is not well in Manitoba. What has Jets fans so angsty?

    They had such a strong season last year that I think many expected them to be even better or at the very least as good and it’s been actually worse and it’s pretty easy to spot the issues this team has. The team has struggled all season on defense. Most nights they are out-shot, the offense has been inconsistent, and up until a few weeks ago Connor Hellebuyck was a very average goalie with a save percentage hovering around .907 … If this season happened in 2015, Jets fans would overlook all of that and be happy anyway. Now in 2019? Not so much. We expected another 50 win, 100+ point year and instead got what we got now which is still a good team, but one not playing up to the level they should be at.

    Patrik Laine, 50 points?
    Seems strange right? Back in November when he went all super-nova goal scoring sniper on us we thought he’d have 50 goals by February. Part of it is Laine himself has struggled at times with his play and the whole “body language” thing of being overly frustrated has been well noted, but there are also nights that it feels like Paul Maurice is expecting him to carry a line and be a play-maker more than a finisher which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. There’s even the odd conspiracy theory that suggests the coaching staff may have submarined his season with questionable lineup decisions and not giving him chances to succeed, just so his RFA deal this summer won’t be as high as it sure was looking like it would be back in November. That’s how odd and crazy this season has been. In a strange way I get this feeling a season like this may end up making him a better, more complete overall player which is kind of what Maurice has wanted anyway. He has demonstrated a knack for slick passing lately, so who knows.
    How has Kevin Hayes, aka Captain Stairwell, fit in?
    He’s fit in ok and has been better than Bryan Little has been which is a relief since this is now the second season in a row the Jets have spent assets to pick up an actual decent second line center since Little isn’t really working out in that role. I’d argue he’s looked as good as Paul Stastny did when he joined the Jets last season which bodes well for the playoffs, but the difference here may be that Jets fans don’t want to get too attached since there probably will be very little chance the team can keep him beyond this summer.
    Whatever the problems may be, this is a team that’s Cup-or-bust. So what’s it gonna be?
    Unless this team pulls off something remarkable (like the Caps last season, so ya know, it’s possible) it’s going to be bust and I fear it may be in fact a one round and done type situation this season. That said, for as disappointing as it will be to miss out on a Cup, I don’t think the window is closing already. The Jets are still one of the youngest teams in the league, the core is still there beyond this season and there are still kids like Sami Niku and Kristian Vesalainen on the way.

     

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  • Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Douchebag Du Jour: Patrik Laine And His Banjo Unable To Hit A Bull In The Ass

    Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks Douchebag Du Jour: Patrik Laine And His Banjo Unable To Hit A Bull In The Ass

    Maybe they do it on purpose.

    A couple months ago, we highlighted was an accurate shooter Patrik Laine had been in his career. While Alex Ovechkin achieved his generational scoring marks by sheer volume of shots, Laine was on the same track by burying an inordinate number of the chances he got. It was a marvel. We thought we had this one right.

    Whoops.

    Laine hasn’t been able to throw a grape in the ocean most of the year. In January, Laine shot 2.6%. In March he’s shot 3.4%. What’s more worrying for Jets fans is the lack of marksmanship from their Finnish troll is leading to him hiding. Laine isn’t even averaging two shots per game the past month, when he’s consistently been around three shots per game through the first two years of his career.

    Perhaps the pressure of getting his first big contract has led him to freeze up. It wasn’t so long ago that Laine might have been looking at $10M+ even in just restricted free agency. Outside of that ridiculous, 18-goal November, he’s got 12 goals in four months. He’ll still get his money, it just won’t be as much as he thought.

    But hey, he made us look stupid. Wasn’t that the overall goal anyway?

     

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  • Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks: Lineups & How Teams Were Built

    Game #79 – Jets vs. Hawks: Lineups & How Teams Were Built

    Notes: On the injury front, Josh Morrissey has been skating but isn’t close to returning, so that’s why Beaulieu is up with Trouba…Scheifele has been scuffling of late, with just two points in his last six games…Byfuglien returned from injury on Saturday, but it didn’t have the desired effect as they still lost to the Habs at home…Hellebuyck has been on a real heater in March, with a .926 after being pretty middling most of the year. He’s their great hope going forward…Captain Stairwell has fit in nicely on the second line, but wouldn’t seem to be the pure passer to maximize Laine…

    Notes: It might be that Sikura is scratched in favor of John Hayden, not that anything matters at this point…Caggiula looked ok on his return, but he’s just a guy and we’re not exactly sure what Dylan Strome is supposed to do with that line. Then again, he has to prove he can be successful with someone else other than DeBrincat at some point…Is DeBrincat now a better goal-scorer than Laine? Discuss amongst yourselves…

     

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  • Series Preview – White Sox vs. Indians: A Brief Stop At The Lake House

    Series Preview – White Sox vs. Indians: A Brief Stop At The Lake House

    vs.

    RECORDS: White Sox 1-2   Cleveland 1-2

    FIRST PITCH: 3:10 Monday, 12:10 Wednesday

    TV: WGN Monday, NBCSN Chicago Wednesday

    Probable Pitchers

    Ivan Nova vs. Mike Clevinger

    Carlos Rodon vs. Corey Kluber

    Probable Sox Lineup

    1. Leury Garcia (S) CF

    2. Yoan Moncada (S) 3B

    3. Jose Abreu (R) DH

    4. Yonder Alonso (L) 1B

    5. Eloy Jimenez (R) LF

    6. Daniel Palka (L) RF

    7. Tim Anderson (R) SS

    8. James McCann (R) C

    9. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 2B

    Probable Indians Lineup

    1. Leonys Martin (L) CF
    2. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B
    3. Jake Bauers (L) LF
    4. Carlos Santana (S) 1B
    5. Hanley Ramirez (R) DH
    6. Greg Allen (S) RF
    7. Kevin Plawecki (R) C
    8. Brad Miller (L) 2B
    9. Eric Stamets (R) SS
    You really wouldn’t want to spend any more time in Cleveland than you have to, and the White Sox will have that bonus for this trip to the shores of Lake Erie. The Sox are there for only two matinees, split up by a day off, before returning to the Southside on Thursday. This also is not a bad time to catch The Erie Warriors, as Francisco Lindor is still having ankle-knack and doesn’t look like he’ll be playing in this twofer. It’s actually unclear when Franky will suit up, as he didn’t make a proper spring training appearance either. And without him, boy does this lineup look short. We’ll get to that in a sec.
    The White Sox will show off their new toy in Ivan Nova this afternoon. Nova was actually all right in Pittsburgh, being something of a “guy-plus” at the back end of their rotation. The worry is that his fly-ball rate was climbing each year in The Confluence, which you can get away with in PNC Park a little better than you can on the Southside. Have to wait on that, but Nova’s strike-heavy ways will fit in nicely in a rotation that still has wayward sons like Rodon and Giolito (though not based on yesterday). Nova attempted to feature a change-up more last season, giving him a third pitch, which is probably his best path to being something more than a seat-filler.
    For Cleveland, they started the year in Minneapolis and managed all of five runs in three games, which looks like it might be a problem for them all season even when Lindor is around. They’ve always had a subpar outfield, and now it’s been stripped of Michael Brantley. Hanley Ramirez, staving off the taxidermist, is here to DH and make you feel good about your foot speed. Carlos Santana has gotten back to where he once belonged after a tepid detour to Philadelphia that only managed to sink one fantasy team of mine. He might be an improvement on Yonder Alonso, who was there last year. And they’re going to need it, because the lineup looks like it’s Jose Ramirez, Lindor, and him and then a big pile of goo.
    As always at The Jake, it’s about the rotation. Champion Shithead Of The World Trevor Bauer might actually be the best here, as Corey Kluber starts to alligator wrestle with time and the odometer. Which only means his ERA might, might get above 3.00 this year. Carlos Carrasco continues to fill out the “Oh right they have him too!” role, and that says something when you’re talking about a pitcher who has struck out 10 hitters per nine innings the past three seasons he’s been healthy. Mike Clevinger makes for a hell of a fourth starter, and certainly the best flow of any #4 in the league.
    The pen isn’t the monster it used to be. Both Cody Allen and his decline, as well as Andrew Miller have fucked off to greener pastures. In their place is Brad Hand‘s Rad Band, ghost of Cubs’ rebuild past Neil Ramirez, the seemingly undead Dan Otero, and a few other rotational names and faces who come in and throw 30 pitches per week at high velocity. Terry Francona has a way of maximizing these kinds of things, it’s just not the end-your-day unit it used to be.
    This is probably Cleveland’s last hurrah as the given champ of the division. They’ve already been listening to offers for Kluber in their constant poor-crying state, and Captain Shithead is one more year away from free agency and could find himself on the block next winter too. There isn’t much in the system ready to arrive, and one day the Twins or the Sox are going to get it right, you’d think. The rotation is almost certainly pennant-worthy. It’s the rest that’s questionable.
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