Last night at the UC: Trib The Bright One Suburbia They Read Down There?
Hawks upgrade at 4th line center: SI
He’s been what for how long now: The paper from closest to the sun
Stan may stand: ESPN or CSN (auto play)
JayBo to STL, so now another reason to hope they miss the playoffs: TSN
Buffalo is having a fire sale: PD
This is who my team plays in the playoffs, so I should have both sets of fans listening: CBS