Look, we do this every time the Coyotes wash up here. We don’t even remember they exist much less have the time to construct any villain in the piece. There isn’t one here. You can’t help but love Phil Kessel, even if he is something of a dickhead. Anyone really getting their blood angry about Nick Schmaltz’s return? You can’t pick out one moment of his Hawks career anyway. It was basically played in the dark, just like every Coyotes game. Hammer is even hurt so we can’t lament how no one appreciates that swapping him out for Murphy was actually a good trade. Did you even remember Antti Raanta was a Hawk? Yeah neither did we until we thought of it just now. They’re the Yotes. They’re there and then they’re gone. 2011 was a long time ago now.
Game #30 – Coyotes vs. Hawks: Hedley Lamarr’s Muggers, Buggerers, and Bushwhackers
