Faxes from Uncle Dale

Category: Everything Else

  • Easy Peasey Japanesey: Hawks 5 – Oilers 1

    Easy Peasey Japanesey: Hawks 5 – Oilers 1

    We still fear games against the Oilers after the trauma of the ’11-’12 season, especially the carnival ride of the games at Rexall Place that season, but it hasn’t really been the case the past two season. Oh sure, the Oil got one last year at the UC in a total clown college of a game. But other than that they’ve been batting practice fastballs for the Hawks. And you know pretty much whether it will be or not by the 1st period. As soon as Jonathan Toews arrogantly deposited his shorty in the 1st, you knew how tonight would go.

    Let’s not wait around.

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  • Third Period Thread – Hawks at Oilers

    Someday you see I’ve been true, I’ll stay that way until- but if I can’t change your mind, then no one will.

  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Oilers

    How can I explain away something that I haven’t done? And if you can’t trust me now, you’ll never trust in anyone.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Oilers

    Tears fill up my eyes, I’m washed away with sorrow. And somewhere in my mind, I know there’s no tomorrow.

  • On Deadly Ground – Hawks at Oilers Preview, Pregame Thread, Image Retouching

    AltLogo at team_photo3421

    Game Time: 8:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Keystone XL Pipeline: Copper & Blue

    Tonight in the northern most professional sporting arena on the continent, the Hawks will reach the median point of their annual Circus Trip, having taken four of a possible six points so far. Naturally, they’ll catch the hosting Oilers in the midst of their most competent stretch of the year to this point, as if this team didn’t already give the Hawks issues.

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  • Morning Links 11/25/13

    Morning Links 11/25/13

    Gamesheet from Saturday: NHL

    Advanced Metrics from Saturday: ExtraSkater

    Nine Seconds: Hockeenight

    Circus Observations: CSN

    Hossa home: ESPN

    Detroit Swimmers: PuckDaddy

  • Any Shade Of Lipstick: Hawks 2 – Canucks 1

    Any Shade Of Lipstick: Hawks 2 – Canucks 1

    Thanks for pardoning the Saturday night wrap. You know how these things go.

    While the players said different on both sides, and there was still some yapping and some gatherings after whistles, there’s definitely some heat out of the Hawks-Canucks rivalry. As more and more distance is put between the Playoff Trilogy, and each team has more and more its own things to deal with, that’s going to continue. It was always a rivalry built on this crop of players, and the more they change then it will fade out.

    That doesn’t mean last night’s win didn’t feel particularly good, because it did. Maybe it’s partly because it was Vancouver, and maybe it was beating another team almost certainly using the game as a measuring stick. It was weird, until taking the lead I thought the Hawks were carrying most of the play. But as soon as they were up 2-1 it was bunker time, even though they weren’t the team that had played the night before. But whatever works, right?

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  • Post Game Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    Sam should be by tomorrow to provide a recap just in time for brunch. Enjoy what’s left of your Saturday night.

  • Third Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    I wanna see my name in lights and throw up in my purse and die.

  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    I’ll watch my fucking mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson or stars in ads from TRESemmé.