Category: Everything Else

  • Morning Links 1/30/14

    Morning Links 1/30/14

    Boy, that escalated quickly: Blackhawks

    Thanks shootouts… but really congrats: ESPN CHI

    Zus is reliable: Trib

    Oh for fuck’s sake: PD

    Bravo, but maybe mix in some defense: SI

    Gorilla Salad…?: NHL

    As a gambler my first thought was about bets already placed: PHT

  • Tonight We're Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Tonight We're Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    If you’ll allow me to carry out this metaphor another day, that is. While I’ve said the Hawks have resembled a Spinal Tap show lately, just one or two things going enough wrong to make the whole thing something of a joke, they’re still capable of having Derek Smalls hammer a bass line, David St. Hubbins belting out the lyrics and rhythm guitar, not have the drummer spontaneously combust, and Nigel Tufnel rejoin them on stage to shred a solo.

    Ok, I’ve carried that out far enough.

    I don’t know that the Hawks game was perfect tonight, but it certainly got better in the last 40 than it’s been for a while. Sure, in the 1st the Hawks were still stretchy-passy happy, but I feel like that calmed down in the 2nd and 3rd. But even in the 1st, the Hawks’ zip returned. They smothered puck-carriers and created turnovers and were quick with the puck and feet. That’s all it takes for the Hawks.

    It’s late, let’s get to it.

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  • Tonight We’re Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Tonight We’re Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    If you’ll allow me to carry out this metaphor another day, that is. While I’ve said the Hawks have resembled a Spinal Tap show lately, just one or two things going enough wrong to make the whole thing something of a joke, they’re still capable of having Derek Smalls hammer a bass line, David St. Hubbins belting out the lyrics and rhythm guitar, not have the drummer spontaneously combust, and Nigel Tufnel rejoin them on stage to shred a solo.

    Ok, I’ve carried that out far enough.

    I don’t know that the Hawks game was perfect tonight, but it certainly got better in the last 40 than it’s been for a while. Sure, in the 1st the Hawks were still stretchy-passy happy, but I feel like that calmed down in the 2nd and 3rd. But even in the 1st, the Hawks’ zip returned. They smothered puck-carriers and created turnovers and were quick with the puck and feet. That’s all it takes for the Hawks.

    It’s late, let’s get to it.

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  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    In the darkness where the angels cry, give us water, give us back our eyes.  Our bed’s this concrete floor, and it’s all we have left to live for. A day we’ll never face ,we’re only second-handed, sick, and lonely. Fighting back the tears and every urge to Van Gogh both our ears.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    In the shadows where the heads hang low, you hear voices as the wind blows. Asking “can’t you see?”, reminding you to breathe. It’s only time before it catches up to you and all your broken luck. I found a better way to get even with my memory.

  • That Much Further West – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, Scream Therapy

    oldschool at Lumberjack_Song

    Game Time: 9:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: WGN, TSN, WGN-AM 720
    The Truth Is Out There: Nucks Misconduct, Canucks Army

    With last night’s OT loss to the hapless Flames in Cow Town, the Hawks are officially in the midst of their longest losing streak since the 9-game debacle that nearly completely derailed the 2011-2012 season. And while things aren’t nearly that dire yet, the Blues have already tied the Hawks for first in the Central and have games in hand, and the road trip prior to the Olympics takes a much sharper turn toward icky starting tonight with their old friends the Canucks. Though given the state of things in Vancouver of late, just how icky can be debated.

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  • Pigs in Zen: Ad-ing Up the Points

    Pigs in Zen: Ad-ing Up the Points

    The end of week 17 of the AHL schedule was packed for the IceHogs has they had to play three games in three nights—all against the Milwaukee Admirals. With Milwaukee having four games in-hand on the Hogs, it was very important for Rockford to grab the majority of—if not all of—the points at stake.

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  • Morning Links 1/29/14

    Morning Links 1/29/14

    Stretched in the Dungeon: HockeeNight

    Couldn’t keep up in the Stampede: Chicago Tribune

    Pirri knew what it took: Suntimes

    Fears about Sochi: New York Times

    How the Glowpuck revolutinized how you watch Sports: Slate

  • Time For Jazz Odyssey: Hawks 4 – Flames 5 (OT)

    Time For Jazz Odyssey: Hawks 4 – Flames 5 (OT)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    Well, it’s gone from just doldrums or boredom to officially a slump. And while the little things that have added up to a loss the past couple weeks have changed from game to game, the overriding theme has been the Hawks just don’t have much jump or zazz. That extra spice that usually carries the Hawks through just isn’t there right now.

    It comes in a few forms. Usually it’s the lack of movement in anything or cutting corners. You would lose count if you went back through tonight’s game and counted the amount of times a Hawk just skated past a puck-carrying Flame and took one wave with his stick instead of stopping and trying to actually pick the puck. Against a shot-blocking heavy team, you have to move yourself and the puck quickly to open up lanes. The Hawks repeatedly stood still and then tried a shot. That’s not going to work.

    It shows itself in not being above your man or between him and the puck before it gets there. Sharp getting beaten to the net for the OT winner after Leddy chased to the board is just one example. You see it in Hawks not moving toward their d-men to help or on breakouts and instead wait for the puck to come to them. It’s the hope plays with too-fancy passes instead of working to score that result in turnovers.

    All of it has the Hawks looking like a Spinal Tap show right now. Sure, there’s flashes of brilliance and good production, but just enough is being cocked up to fuck over the whole thing.

    Is it chronic or just a passing virus? I don’t know, I don’t think it’s the former. But the Hawks are in 2nd place now, and the volume on this trip is about to go way up. If the Hawks can’t rummage around and find a couple more bullets in the pocket (because that’s where you keep your bullets?) we could easily be looking at a repeat of 2012’s Trail of Tears.

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