Faxes from Uncle Dale

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  • Another Lonely Night Stare at the TV Screen: Panthers 4, Blackhawks 0

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    War on Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    Who knew the nightlife in Tampa Bay/St. Petersburg has grown so intense that it could put a bunch of grown men on their ass for two straight days. A night after the Hawks iced 10 forwards and were continuously bailed out by Corey Crawford, they tried playing with 12 forwards this time. This time Scott Darling was in net and he wasn’t in the mood to comply.

    This game was so important that the USA Today didn’t even bother to send a photographer so that’s why we’re sans picture today. Things just aren’t the same, I know. Sadly, this does prove the old saying “If a USA Today photographer wasn’t there to document it, did it really happen?” to be false. It did happen.

    You’ve waited long enough, let’s get to it.

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  • No Guarantees Or Safe Places – Hawks at Panthers Preview, Snowbird Flight

    evil empire at panthro panther

    Game Time: 6:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Pete The Puma: Litter Box Cats

    Now that the winning streak is a thing of the past, halted at 12 games last night in Tampa, the Hawks have to regroup quickly to complete the road leg of the Florida two-step tonight in Sunrise against the Panthers, who were recent owners of a 12 game win streak that vaulted them to the top of their division as well.

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  • Morning Links 1.22.2016

    Onward:Trib

    Rejuvination:ESPN

    I bet he paniked:Trib

    HaHa:Dallas

    1st:THW

  • When You Come Undone: Hawks 1 – Lightning 2

    When You Come Undone: Hawks 1 – Lightning 2

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    War On Ice

    This harkened back to some other games. The tenets of was made the Hawks 12-game win streak were not in evidence tonight. And while it was only a one-goal game, this was as badly as the Hawks have been outplayed in a long while. Other teams had done it for a period or two during this streak, but for a whole game you’d have to go back to the loss to the Canes. The Bolts are basically the realized version of what the Canes would like to be. A high-tempo team with a couple puck-moving d-men, a band of quick, skilled forwards who play with speed at both ends. The Hawks were nowhere near tonight.

    What had gotten them to this point? Let’s go through the checklist:

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  • Dancing At The Zombie Zoo: Hawks at Lightning Preview/Early Bird Special

    250px-Ozymandias vs. Metallica Ride The Lightning

    PUCK DROP: 6:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, WGN Radio

    CRASH BEFORE MY EYES: Raw Charge

    Lightning Stats

    Lightning War On Ice

    The Hawks return to the scene of the latest crime, where they took Games 1 and 5 of last season’s Final. This would have been circled on the Bolts’ calendar before the season even started. It’s doubly so with this being the two hottest teams in the league, as Tampa has won six in a row to match the back half of the Hawks’ 12-gamer. It had been something of a train wreck of a season for the Lightning until this streak. But the winning hasn’t stopped the drama.

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  • Wow, Patrick Sharp Must’ve Been So Unmovable: Hawks acquire Sekac

    Wow, Patrick Sharp Must’ve Been So Unmovable: Hawks acquire Sekac

    Interesting move this morning, as the Hawks traded CatButt to Anaheim for Jiri Sekac.

    There isn’t much to tell about Sekac. I know that Habs fans last season were not pleased that the Canadiens gave up on him so quickly and he looked to be another sacrificed at Michel Therrien’s altar of “GRITSANDPAPERFAAAAART.” But Sekac never quite fit in with the Ducks either, and you sort of start to wonder how many more chances he has left.

    He’s got good wheels and decent skill, so he would seem a perfect fit with the Hawks. But then he would have with the Ducks too, though maybe they couldn’t look beyond his size which isn’t much at a mere 6-0 and 185. Sekac put up seven goals and 16 points in 50 games in Montreal last year, and a further seven points in 19 games with the Ducks. He’s certainly capable of providing secondary scoring. He was carrying a 54% share so far this season, +2.9% of the Ducks’ team rate.

    While everyone was falling over themselves about CatButt in October, anyone who had watched him play before this year (so basically only a few fans and no Hawks media) knew water would seek its own level. For the most part he’d lost his bowling ball game over the past couple months, though there was something of a revival the past couple games with Dr. Rasmussen and Panik At The Disco. But he is what he is.

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  • Morning Links 1.21.2016

    Morning Links 1.21.2016

    Rollin:ESPN

    Rematch:CBS

    Return:TB

    Its been steady since 2013:RS

    Not shocked:FanSided

    Behind the numbers:DH

    What a Punk:NHL

  • A Simple Plan: Hawks 4 – Preds 1

    A Simple Plan: Hawks 4 – Preds 1

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    War On Ice

    Sorry for the delayed wrap. My insomnia got the best of me again and I was going to write this last night before my forehead nearly landed on the laptop.

    I don’t think there’s much to draw from this one other than how the two goalies are playing. It was a pretty even 1st period, with the Preds certainly having the upper hand in the first 10 minutes and the Hawks the last 10. The Hawks benefitted from a good bounce to get their goal, but you see how the Preds can get caught trying to play at their skin-peeling pace. 1-0 is certainly no huge advantage.

    And then Rinne gives up that goal to Panik, and he might have been screened by Barret Jenkem and his terrible gap but it was not a goal that should have gone in. Sure, the Preds quickly got back within one but the way Crawford is playing you’re just not going to make up two goals on him right now. The Preds didn’t, and once Panarin found Kane for a breakaway this one was basically over. And Rinne wasn’t bad for sure, but he’s giving up the goal he can’t right now. Crow isn’t.

    Let’s to it:

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  • Morning Links 1/20/16

    Morning Links 1/20/16

    12: Blackhawks

    He’s Marian Hossa…: CSN

    Panik left winging it: CST

    Much ado: PD

    Montréal hot seat: PHT

    RNH out 6-8: ESPN

    Fighting remains a thing: TSN

  • Southern Accents: Hawks at Predators Preview/Therapy Circle

    250px-Ozymandias vs.up-nashville_pussy

    FACEOFF: 7pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, NBCSN, Sportsnet, WGN 720

    WHERE YOU GOIN’, CITY BOY? On The Forecheck

    Predator Stats

    Predators War On Ice

    The Hawks hit the home stretch before the All-Star break with a trip down south. It starts in Nashville before doing the Florida swing later in the week. They’ll see a Predators team that last week thought it had solved its biggest problem, and this week may have figured out it has one it can’t do anything about.

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