Everything Else

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Game Time: 6:00PM CST
TV/Radio: NBC Sports Chicago, NHL Network, SportsNet, TVA-S, WGN-AM 720
Kyle Dubas Is An Enabler Of Sexual Assault: Pension Plan, Leafs Nation, Literally Any Hockey Publication

And now the Blackhawks’ season can officially gets under way tonight, as all hockey is invariably pulled toward the quasar star that is the Toronto Maple Leafs; a pulsating, sucking vortex of psychosis and entitlement from which no light ever escapes.

Everything Else

Jon Daly

No, not that one. Or that one. This one is a chameleon-like sketch comic most notably featured in the phenomenal Kroll Show (sky point) as any number of dimly lit, arrogant, terrible people with varying facial hair configurations. But the one that is of concern today is his beard, worn most frequently away from the screen. Though the chinstrap below is quite impressive as well.