Tag: Jonathan Toews

  • Shake It Loose – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Fruit Canning

     vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN, Various Regional SportsNet Affiliates, WGN-AM 720
    Tragic Kingdom: Anaheim Calling

    On a certain level it’s probably wrong to point and laugh at the AnaCouver CaDucks’ moribund start considering the relentless amorality of the Hawks from top to bottom. And there’s no way the Ducks are actually as bad as a lot of they have looked and much of their struggles are percentage driven, and calling them out on it will likely result in a STATEMENT GAME where they perform well tonight because jinxes are totally real. On another level, fuck the Anaheim Ducks, because no one in their right mind in this fan base should give even a quarter of a shit about a game in late October.

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  • Angry At Numbers

    Angry At Numbers

    Now that Slak has taken away my angry ranting posts, and rightly so because I’m just not angry of a person despite what my appearance, music tastes, and general demeanor would indicate (“denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, hon). So I guess I’d better slink back into my other corner on this fun little prison riot, and that’s being a nerdy nerdy dweeboid with glasses who’s terrified of girls (the last two are actually probably quite accurate). So let’s do it, shall we?

    48.9%

    This is Toews’s season Corsi-percentage, and while that might not seem all that low, it’s basically 10% below where he’s been the past four years, which is canyon-esque, and the canyon I’m referring to is the one Affleck, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Peter Stormare jumped over in their lunar cruiser (Jesus Fucking Christ why do I know that?).

    Now, there are a couple huge caveats to add here (and you can add you’re own terrible movie metaphor in your own head for that one). One, we’re still talking about seven games, a mere drop in the pond. Second, this is actually trending the right way because the first couple games of the season Toews was around 40%. He certainly kicked around the Panthers last night and was better against the Jackets, though that probably falls into the low-hanging fruit category. While Barkov is going to be a great player one day soon, he’s probably not quite ready to go toe-to-toe with the league greats like Tavares or Couturier were earlier in the season.

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  • I Don’t Have A Cap: Hawks 1 – Capitals 4

    I Don’t Have A Cap: Hawks 1 – Capitals 4

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    Hey at least they scored this time.

    The Hawks have gotten their first losing streak of the new season out of the way tonight, dropping their second straight. This time it was to the Caps, and other than a brief spasm of give-a-shit in the 2nd period the Hawks looked about as craptacular as they did last night up the Acela in Philly. While I could dig for numbers to prove this or point out that or find some underlying cause, the reality of it is the Hawks have simply played like shit the past two nights. Sometimes it’s just that simple.

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  • Ground On Down: Hawks 0 – Flyers 3

    Ground On Down: Hawks 0 – Flyers 3

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    In an opening week that has seen the Kings get absolutely rolled by the Sharks, Coyotes, and Canucks and see the Sharks roll through DC, it’s best to not make too much of  a 2-2 start. Throw in the fact that the last time the Hawks won a regular season game in Philadelphia, the Chili Peppers were on tour supporting One Hot Minute and Dave Navarro was the guitarist. Fuck, Dave Navarro was doing anything! It’s a testament to generally how focused the Hawks are to starting their season well that these sort of clunkers are a rarity in the season’s opening throes. But that’s what it was tonight for sure, where the Hawks were pretty much in “Eh, you fucking do it,” mode for the first two periods and found Michael Neuvirth up to their 3rd period rally. Obviously wouldn’t be complete if the Hawks didn’t fuck their own face on a 3rd period power play that could have gotten them back into the game. So let’s get to it all:

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  • Back For More: Islanders at Hawks Preview/Howling At The Moon

    the+island vs. williambdavis_480

    PUCKDROP: 7:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: WGN for both

    HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPSTERS: Lighthouse Hockey, Islanders Insight

    I remember the days when these home-and-homes were played between teams in the division, not wrapping up the entire season series between teams in the opposite conferences. Oh well. Either way, the Hawks and Isles will wrap up their season obligations against each other tonight on Madison St. after opening the Barclays Center to NHL hockey last night (though some there couldn’t see it).

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  • Morning Links 9/30/2015

    Morning Links 9/30/2015

    Well..don’t run your mouth in the papers:Chicago Tribune

    The roster is almost final:Daily Herald

    A leader to repeat:CBS

    Farewell Kopy:FSN

    You can’t stop the Nordiques:TSN

    Recommended Pierre Pilote Reading:TCE

    Probably really streaky:SN

  • Something In The Way – C.I.’s ’15-’16 Season Preview: Jonathan Toews

    Something In The Way – C.I.’s ’15-’16 Season Preview: Jonathan Toews

    Let’s move from the new guys, some of whom come with a fair bit of mystery, to the surest bet the Hawks have among the forwards, and maybe the roster, in captain and #1 center Jonathan Toews. It almost seems silly to do a preview of Toews, because we know what we’re getting. He’s going to take on some of the toughest competition, he’s almost always going to outplay it, he’s going to score between 28-32 goals, 66-78 points, be a possession monster, and just when you wonder if he’s having a disappointing playoffs he’ll win a game by himself. And then Ryan Kesler will tell us this is the year he’s got him. At 27, Toews is certainly ensconced in his peak years, and should be for a little while yet.

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  • Something In The Way – C.I.’s ’15-’16 Season Preview: Marko Dano

    Something In The Way – C.I.’s ’15-’16 Season Preview: Marko Dano

    I think we’ll keep circling through the new forwards as Matt started that trend yesterday. It’s more interesting that way, as basically you know what you’re getting from the holdovers. So now we’ll get to the main prize in the Brandon Saad deal, or what the Hawks will hope becomes the main prize, Marko Dano.

    Last Season: 35 games, 8 goals, 13 points, 21 points, +12, 14 PIM, 54.0% Corsi Percentage (+7.4% Relative), 48.9% Corsi Competition

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  • Morning Links 9/18/2015

    Morning Links 9/18/2015

    “Sorry and I’ll be absolved of wrong doing”:ESPN

    Effing Clown Shoes:DeadSpin

    Disaster:SI

    A deserving guy to wear the “A” SCH

    Biscuit for Life:CSN

    Saad Speaks:PuckDaddy

    Except at the end of the year:WSB

    Leafs get more speed:TSN

    Alfie to the front office:SportsNet

    Also read David Haugh its awesome and I wish I could link it.

  • Further Down The Spiral

    After the first prolonged period of radio silence in the Patrick Kane rape investigation, yesterday evening produced two bits of news, neither of which will warm the cockles of anyone’s heart.

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