Tag: jamie Benn

  • Game #26 – Hawks vs. Stars: Douchebag Du Jour – Who Hurt You, Jamie?

    Game #26 – Hawks vs. Stars: Douchebag Du Jour – Who Hurt You, Jamie?

    It’s hard to find an angrier player than Jamie Benn. He skates angry. He hits angry. He scores angry. Even when he’s happy, he’s angry. Maybe he’s just got that face. Or maybe there’s something sinister under there.

    So what is it, Jamie? Is it that you’ve been stuck in Texas for eight seasons now? Does it not jibe with your Canadian sensibilities? Did you dream of something else? Did you want to go home?

    Or is it home that bothers you? That your hometown Canucks have become such a joke that you don’t even want to go home again? Does it poison your attitude that they’ve take that dream away from you? That must hurt.  You’ll never be a Canuck, Jamie. We’re sorry, and you’re better off that way. Do you really want those people throwing trash at you after another playoff exit?

    Or is the sting too much that you’ve only played 19 playoff games? Never in the conference final? You’ve never even sniffed the ultimate prize. You very well might not. That’s ok, it happens to a lot of players. But hey, Ken Hitchcock will give great quotes to the press about it. Maybe you can find solace in that.

    Something more, Jamie? Maybe we don’t want to know, then. There’s clearly something bubbling underneath the surface here. Just try and remember you’ve got a Gold Medal.  You scored the winner against the US in Sochi. That’s cool, right? The BBQ in Dallas is really out of this world. Remember that.And it doesn’t get cold. You don’t have to worry about winter. That’s a thing. It’ll add years to your life.

    Or you can just keep knocking people over like they were balloons. That’s cool, too. But does it really make you happy, Jamie?

    Game #26 Preview

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  • Your Friends In Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: They Lost A Leg In Dallas They Were Dancin’ With A Train

    Your Friends In Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: They Lost A Leg In Dallas They Were Dancin’ With A Train

    Ah yes. Everyone’s darling, the Dallas Stars. Another offseason championship for the Dallas Stars, as they upgraded behind the bench from Lindy Ruff to Ken Hitchcock, going from one coach who hasn’t won anything in over a decade to… another coach who hasn’t won anything in over a decade. They signed a winger who until last year was considered “enigmatic” and then went bonkers in his free agent year, because that always sustains after he cashes in. They upgraded their goalies, which tells you something as signing an over-30 goalie who has had hip and groin issues being considered a massive upgrade lets you know just how woeful their goaltending was. And there are a raft of kids who haven’t quite proven to be ready to take up the slack, with a coach who hasn’t always shown patience. Surely it’s going to work this time!

    DALLAS STARS

    ’16-’17 Record: 34-37-11  79 points (6th in Central)

    Team Stats 5v5: 50.0 CF% (17th)  50.7 SF% (11th)  48.9 SCF% (20th)  7.5 SH% (17th)  .919 SV% (23rd)

    Special Teams: 17.9 PP% (2oth)  73.9 PK% (Dead Ass Last)

     

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  • Dallas and Chicago From A DC-9 At Night: Hawks vs. Stars Home-and-home Preview

    Hawk Wrestler vs. stardust

    RECORDS: Hawks 7-3-1  Stars 4-4-2

    PUCK DROPS: 7pm Saturday, 6pm Sunday

    TV: WGN Saturday, CSN Sunday

    HONKY TONK HOCKEY: Defending Big D

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

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    stars-lineup-card

    SCORE-ADJUSTED TEAM CORSI: Hawks – 49.6% (16th)  Stars – 49.9% (15th)

    POWER PLAY: Hawks – 22.7% (11th)  Stars – 14.3% (22nd)

    PENALTY KILL: Hawks – Almost Respectable!  Stars – 75.7% (25th)

    TRENDS: Seguin had four assists against St. Louis on Thursday… Klingberg was paired with Lindell two games ago and in those two they have a 55 CF%

    Another old-fashioned home-and-home with a division rival, though neither team is going to be too thrilled with having to fly from Dallas to Chicago overnight. At least no one has an advantage? Anyway, the streaking Hawks will see something of a MASH unit that’s still trying to play heavy metal hockey, and the results as you might expect have been somewhat wonky.

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  • From Here To Infirmary – Around The NHL – Central Division

    From Here To Infirmary – Around The NHL – Central Division

    With the Hawks’ issues and trajectory pretty clearly mapped out now that the exhibition season two-thirds over, this week the focus will turn external to see what in the hell the rest of the league is doing. And today starts with the Hawks’ most direct competition, the Central Division.

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  • Gather Up The Chaps – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Plea Hearing

    StarsHumCover vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: Comcast SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Underneath These Shitty Stars: Defending Big D

    Another day, another repugnant Blackhawks sex scandal, another STATEMENT GAME with a Central Division opponent.

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  • To Hell With Good Intentions – Hawks at Stars Preview, Bolo Tie Enthusiast Convention

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    Game Time:  7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Ernest Givins’ Electric Glide: Defending Big D

    From one BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR to the next, the Hawks now travel to Dallas to face the Stars, with whom they are currently tied for the top seed in both the division and conference, but hold the tiebreaker in regulation wins.

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  • Hail, Hail – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Homecoming Parade

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    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, SportsNet Pacific, WGN-AM 720
    Jim Nill’s Liberator: Defending Big D

    While tonight would be a premiere matchup between the conference’s top two teams jostling for inside position for the division, and both playing a high-octane brand of hockey, none of that is receiving top billing. Even Johnny Oduya’s return to the building after being a key role player on two Stanley Cup teams is a footnote.

    Because tonight is Patrick Sharp’s first regular season game in the United Center as a visitor in over ten years.

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  • Texan Book Of The Dead – Hawks at Stars Preview, Pregame Thread, Closet Reorganization

    oldschool at carls jr star

    Game Time: 7:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Dale Hansen Rules: Defending Big D

    A scatterbrained, slapped-together late season road trip has the Hawks now turning south from Manhattan to Texas tonight before turning back east for games against Carolina and Philly. And the Hawks find themselves thrust back into the conversation for the Central while the Stars are all but eliminated.

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  • There Is Only One Man Who Would Dare Give Me The Raspberry – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Reclamation Project

    220px-Minnesota_North_Stars_Logo_1967-1974 vs AltLogo

    Game Time: 5:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: WGN, WGN-AM 720
    Larry Hagman’s Liver: Defending Big D

    With even a slight dip in production since the calendar turned to 2015, the Hawks now find themselves situated in third place in the mongoose fight that is Conference III. Fortunately, thanks to nearly a week off, the Hawks now have a game in hand on the second place Blues. That games played ledger will get evened tonight against the visiting Dallas Stars.

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  • You'd Prefer An Astronaut – Stars vs Hawks, Preview, Pregame Thread, Lock De-Icing

    220px-Minnesota_North_Stars_Logo_1967-1974 vs oldschool

    Game Time: 7:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    The Great Southern Trendkill: Defending Big D

    Now that the pomp and circumstance of the Winter Classic is behind everyone, the Hawks can get back to the matter of actually pursuing titles that matter, such as the division, conference, and engravings in sterling silver. That begins tonight with the Stars visiting the snowy west side for their second of three trips this season.

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