Everything Else

Hawk Wrestler vs. bruins country bear jamboroo

FACEOFF: 7:22pm Central
TV/RADIO:
NBC, CBC, RDS, WGN 720am
ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK:
Days of Y’Orr, Stanley Cup Of Chowder

If you’ll allow us to mix band metaphors: It’s right outside your door….

Or at least it will be. Lord Stanley’s favorite beer mug will enter the building sometime tonight while the two teams are on the ice, and it can only be brought out of the box by the men with white gloves to be given to someone in a white jersey. And we now know that someone will be the one with the “C”, if it breaks that way.

Everything Else

I remember this from three years ago.

I remember when they flash that “1” all around the U.C. I remember the chills you get when you see it. Because though we spend most of our days dreaming about the Hawks winning The Chalice, and though that thought infuriates our bosses or significant others or whoever else because you are pretty much useless in any other way when thinking about it, when you see that “1”, it becomes all too real. It’s right there. You feel like you can touch it. It’s not just theory any more. It’s like when you first step into that girl’s/guy’s apartment that you’ve been chasing for so long. It’s not just a dream or a wish. There’s so little to execute now to have what you dared not speak of before. IT COULD REALLY HAPPEN AND OH MY GOD JUST BREATHE AND ALL I HAVE TO DO IS NOT CRIMINALLY FUCK UP AND….

And yet…there’s still so far to go.

Everything Else

Hawk Wrestler vs. bruins country bear jamboroo

FACEOFF: 7:22pm (or thereabouts) Central
TV/RADIO: NBC, CBC, WGN 720am
WICKED PISSAH: Days Of Y’Orr, Stanley Cup Of Chowder

We havin’ fun yet?

Obviously, things haven’t been this tense or looked this bleak since….oh right, about a month ago. But obviously the temperature is turned up because of THE FINAL and the opponent. The Bruins look more imposing than an Army Ranger after he catches you flirting with his girlfriend. Everyone’s losing their shit. There’s a controversy with one of the Hawks’ stars. We’re all digging for excuses and reasons.

And yet, it’s 2-1 and a solid road game tonight hits the reset button on the whole thing. So maybe it’s not so bad?