Faxes from Uncle Dale

Tag: Blackhawks

  • Keep The Car Running – Canadiens vs Hawks Preview, Ski Binding Tune Up

    expos vs evil empire

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    I Get It, French Class: Habs Eyes On The Prize

    Once again in the NHL’s infinite brilliance, with the unbalanced divisional schedule in place, they are wiping out an interconference rivalry within the span of 72 hours. And even this time, two teams with ACTUAL history in the Hawks and Habs (apologies to any of the olds now having ’65, ’71, or ’73 flashbacks) as well as some of the most telegenic threads in the sport not getting a national American audience. Better to keep everyone talking about this John Scott waste-of-breath-from-every-conceivable-angle than to actually promote the product using two heritage franchises with history who both have Championship aspirations. (more…)

  • Dark Center Of The Universe – Hawks at Leafs Preview, Birthright Claiming

    evil empire at toronto leafs headupass

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN-US, WGN-AM 720
    Self-Appointed Experts: Leafs Nation, Pension Plan Puppets

    The Hawks mini-Canadian swing makes its second and final and most important stop tonight, and that’s at the Air Canada Center in Toronto. And those who do not believe any of the above statements need to only spend about thirty seconds scanning the internet to understand just how important the Leafs and their fans consider themselves to be despite nearly a decade and a half of laughable ineptitude.

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  • It’s Hard To Be A Saint In The City – Predators vs Hawks Preview, Radiator Flushing

    predator vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN Plus, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    All The Young Dudes: On The Forecheck

    Tonight with the visiting Predators on the frigid near west side, the Hawks will close out a four game homestand before a swing through the two self-appointed capitals of the hockey universe in Toronto and Montreal, and close out January playing 6 of its final 8 games on the road. And the team the Preds ice tonight is drastically different than the one they brought about a month ago, and not necessarily for the better.

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  • Know My Name – Sabres vs Hawks Preview, Criminal Investigation

    image-sabre_medium vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHL-US, WGN-AM 720
    Don Beebe’s House Of Speed: Die By The Blade

    Last month when the Hawks visited Buffalo for a Saturday matinee, surprisingly their hometown hero, the Prodigal Son, received less than a warm ovation, receiving boos every time he touched the puck. Since then, the Sabres’ own Kane, Evander, is now the subject of a rape investigation of his own, and it would stand to reason that those in attendance tonight would feel turnabout is fair play to return the favor because no one even tangentially affiliated with the Blackhawks has had any degree of self awareness for months. Fans on both sides of this equation who feel the need to do such things while not realizing the bigger issues would be well served just to stay home if not walk into oncoming traffic on the Eisenhower.

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  • Double Dip – Penguins vs Hawks Preview, Frequent Flyer Miles Redemption

    budicepenguintin vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:00PM
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, TVAS, WGN-AM 720
    Thanks Mean Joe: PensBurgh

    In its infinite brilliance, the NHL schedule makers have once again knocked hammered out an interconference season series in the span of 28 hours, give or take with the time zone differential. Naturally tonight’s telecast will be the one that is nationally broadcast as a RIVALRY game, one which will likely feature the very telegenic goaltending of two backups, which seems appropriate given all of the announcements surrounding the All Star Farce earlier today.

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  • Muscles From Brussels – Hawks at Penguins Preview, Human Resources Webinar

    evil empire vs budicepenguintin

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Ben Roethlisberger Is A Gray Dicked Rapist: PensBurgh

    In a matchup of rivals that never were, much to the chagrin of Gary Bettman and NBCSN (despite what they’re pitting tomorrow’s game as), the Hawks travel to Pittsburgh for the first of yet another inter-conference mid-week home and home knocking out the season series in 27 hours. And in an even more remarkable turn of events, both Jonathan Toews and Sidney Crosby are upright for at least tonight’s contest, something that’s eluded both of them in this non-existent battle. Though to what degree is debateable.

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  • ‘Elo Kiddies – Oilers vs Hawks Preview, Encounter On Ord Mantell

    oil plainview vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Tikkanese Interpreters: Oilers Nation, Copper ‘n’ Blue

    With all of the talks of streaks around these parts recently, one that flew under the radar is the six game winning streak tonight’s vistors the Edmonton Oilers only had snapped on Tuesday at MSG. And in an absolute kitty-litter-covering-kindergartner-vomit-on-astroturf-carpeting Pacific Division, that’s been enough to actually have the Oilers in the playoff conversation. And all without their most recent franchise cornerstone Conor McDavid.

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  • Let It Snow – Avalanche vs Hawks Preview, Dental Cleaning

    Avalanche Snowman Christmas vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN, WGN-AM 720
    Rocky Mountain Oysters: Mile High Hockey

    While the Hawks’ schedule at first blush would indicate an opportunity to get right over the next couple weeks while facing teams behind them in the standings, things don’t always end up playing out that way. Especially against the Avalanche who visit tonight, who continually have given the Hawks problems over the better part of this decade.

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  • Never Tear Us Apart – Jets vs Hawks Preview, Eviction Notice

    jets thrash unreal vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Anti-Manifesto: Arctic Ice Hockey

    For the second time in five days, the Winnipeg Jets will visit the United Center to take on the Hawks on the heels of a back to back. Only this time, the Hawks will be coming off a playing a game last night as well, and that term is used loosely.

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  • The Sound Of My Ceiling Fan – Predators vs Hawks Preview, License Renewal

    predator vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM720
    Still Waiting For ALL THE FACTS on Mike Ribeiro: On The Forecheck

    In between games with the Jets bookending this week, the Hawks get a home-and-home with the typically competent Predators, starting tonight on United Center ice.

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