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  • Game #62 – Hawks vs. Stars: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

    Game #62 – Hawks vs. Stars: Hedley Lamarr’s Mugs, Pugs, And Thugs

    Corey Perry – There really was nothing better than Corey Perry having to do the football field walk of shame at the Winter Classic not five minutes in. Except that it nearly ended Ryan Ellis’s season, it was a terrible ad for the NHL on its biggest stage, and Corey Perry should be locked in a phone booth full of wasps. This guy can’t score anymore, can’t move anymore, so all he can do is his bullshit. He’ll be out of the league next year, and we can’t wait. He’s been Milan Lucic for years, except even dirtier.

    Jamie Benn – It ain’t easy to get to heaven when you won’t go down.

    Andrew Cogliano – Only because he’s assuredly going to score against the Hawks again today. With Zucker off to the East, he’s in contention for biggest Hawk-annoyance left.

    February 23, 2020
  • Game #23 – Ducks vs. Hawks: Q&A With Jen Neale

    Game #23 – Ducks vs. Hawks: Q&A With Jen Neale

    Our friend Jen has been our Ducks outlet for more years than she’d probably like to remember. She’s a former contributor to Puck Daddy as well, but is much more pleasant than Wyshynsky. You can follow her on Twitter @MsJenNeale.

    Been something of a rough start for the Ducks, but Getzlaf, Kesler, Vatanen, Fowler, and Eaves have all missed some or a lot of time. Are the injuries solely to blame or is there more to it?
     You’re forgetting Lindholm, Rakell, Ryan Miller, and Ondrej Kase, too. It’s an entire starting lineup worth of injuries.
     I don’t like the ‘injury excuse’ because every team goes through it, but seriously, it’s like The Walking Dead around here. However, I’m surprised the Ducks aren’t worse than they are.
    As much as I am loathed to admit it, John Gibson has played pretty well more often than not. He’s facing upwards of 30+ shots a night, and kept them in it when they really shouldn’t be. 

    Corey Perry – four goals. Coming off a year where he only netted 19, is there some fear this is the great descent for him?
     What I found fascinating is coming into camp Perry refused to answer any questions about last season. Maybe being a new dad threw him off his game (a la Getzlaf when he had his first kiddo).
    With Getzlaf out of the lineup, Perry has taken over as the guy who passes all the time. He has 13 assists, but honestly, I’d rather see him score goals.
     I am afraid this might be the beginning of a descent. Carlyle won’t even play him in OT because he’s so slow and his puck possession is terrible. 
    Because of all the injuries, the Ducks have had to lean on a fair amount of kids and call-ups. Are any of them worth paying attention to long-term?
     I really like Kalle Kossila. He was just recalled with the injury to Rakell. He has the potential to be as dynamic as the player he’s replacing. The problem is he makes one mistake and Carlyle puts him on the fourth line playing three minutes a night. He scored a “Michigander” goal for the Gulls last year. Google that shit.
     The other kid to watch is Jaycob “Liquid Hot” Megna – if you want to feel old, he didn’t get that reference at first. He’s back in San Diego (for now), but he’ll eventually be another strong blueliner for the club. 
    The Ducks have only 10 skaters signed for next year. If they don’t turn things around somewhat soon, is there a sense they might start shipping off some of their impending free agents?
     To be honest, I’m not sure. Bob Murray’s decisions from his perch atop Mount Doom remain secret. Although we’re reaching the time near the Christmas break where he rips the team a new one and they wake up. It’s tradition. Not sure how he can temper that message given the vets he usually rips are all injured.
     My main concern is the contract of Andrew Cogliano. He has yet to sign a new deal, and it doesn’t sound like one is close. I can’t emphasize enough how important he is to the team. That being said, he’ll probably be on the Hawks by the end of the season (ohpleaseohpleaseohplease – ED). 
    Given that situation, do the Ducks feel that this might be the last go with this particular group?
    I believe they have two more years as a group before they’re completely irrelevant.

    Game #23 Preview

    Preview

    Spotlight

    Q&A

    Douchebag Du Jour

    I Make A Lot Of Graphs

    Lineups & How Teams Were Built

    November 27, 2017
  • Kids Of The Black Hole – The Anaheim Ducks' Forwards

    Kids Of The Black Hole – The Anaheim Ducks' Forwards

    In the post Niedermayer and Pronger Era of the Anaheim Ducks, the strength and success of the franchise has hinged on the depth of their forward corps. And make no mistake about it, this can be a large, nasty, unpleasant lot to play against that is not short on skill either.

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    May 13, 2015
  • Kids Of The Black Hole – The Anaheim Ducks’ Forwards

    Kids Of The Black Hole – The Anaheim Ducks’ Forwards

    In the post Niedermayer and Pronger Era of the Anaheim Ducks, the strength and success of the franchise has hinged on the depth of their forward corps. And make no mistake about it, this can be a large, nasty, unpleasant lot to play against that is not short on skill either.

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    May 13, 2015
  • See You In The Shallows – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Sensitivity Training

    oc ducks vs oldschool

    Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: CSN+, NHLN (US & Canada), RDS, WGN-AM 720
    Mommy’s Little Monster: Anaheim Calling, Battle of California

    Whether anyone wants to believe it or not, this Ducks team enters tonight’s tilt on West Madison only two points off what was a record pace from last year’s Hawks team during an abbreviated campaign. But then again, last year’s Ducks weren’t off far off that pace either, and they ended up bowing out in 7 games to Scum. A longer season should reveal more truths about both squads, with the two teams squaring off this evening.

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    January 17, 2014
  • One More Time – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Russian Bath House

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    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN (US), WGN-AM 720
    Dawn of the Dead: Anaheim Calling, Battle of California

    Since the last time these two teams met, both teams have managed to go a combined 1-5 with Anaheim carrying a four game losing streak into the United Center. The Ducks lost both back-to-back sets with the Red Wings and Sharks, respectively, looking pretty awful in the process. (more…)

    March 29, 2013

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