It’s been a little while since we had one of these. Let’s just have a little rapid fire session with a lot of things you may or may not care about.
As you know, we’ve promoted a “lively” lifestyle on this blog for our entire six years. Well, now we’re actually going to help you with that (more than just Killion giving you free beer at his events, anyway. Or is that just me?). Our store has some new items as you can see, perfect for this holiday season where it’s so fucking cold you wouldn’t dare go outside and you need to do all your drinking in your own home. Let us help. We want to be there for you. No, really, we want to be there because we can’t afford our own because this fucking weather is destroying our sales and WHY THE FUCK DID I GET INTO…. sorry, that got away from me there.
Anyway, new times in the store. You should get them. All the t-shirts are available too. We’ve got new ones on the way as well. Keep your eyes peeled.
Domination: Chicago Tribune
Gamesheet: NHL
Advanced Metrics: Extra Skater
Boxed out: Cheer the Anthem
Fork’s take: Hockee Night
One of the best plays in your old spot: Sportsnet
Great thing about this kind of blowout is that I can start sketching out the wrap throughout the 3rd to have it ready so early. Also tomorrow’s my first day off in forever and I want to make tonight count. Anyway, I know what you all come for but let me actually attempt something of a real wrap before we get to it. Don’t want to deprive you of my genius two nights in a row, obviously.
Great thing about this kind of blowout is that I can start sketching out the wrap throughout the 3rd to have it ready so early. Also tomorrow’s my first day off in forever and I want to make tonight count. Anyway, I know what you all come for but let me actually attempt something of a real wrap before we get to it. Don’t want to deprive you of my genius two nights in a row, obviously.
Hey dude, he’s The Stallion.
Don’t caress the weasel, and don’t fall too soon. Don’t seek the blood from the panther. Don’t take a trip to you soon. I’m the one helding the time back from the sun as I scope the lobe. I am the one who controls the sun, and I know that things will pass as time elapses.
Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now. I’m throwing at my feet something of likeness to you now.
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Game Time: 7:00PM
TV/Radio: NBCSN, TSN2, WGN-AM 720
Still Haven’t Sent Us Cheesesteaks: Broad Street Hockey
A lot can change in three and a half years’ time. And there might not be two more wildly divergent teams in that period of the NHL with regard to both asset management and results on the ice than those that competed in the 2010 Stanley Cup Final. And tonight, the Hawks will welcome the Philadelphia Flyers back to United Center ice for just the second time since a 7-4 dong whipping in Game 5 of that series.
