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  • Hawks at Wild 2nd Period Thread

    It was still at the stage of clubs and fists
    When that well-known face got beaten to bits
    Your face was blue in the light of the screen as we watched the speech of an animal scream
    The new party army was marching right over our heads

  • Hawks at Wild 1st Period Thread

    When Johnny comes marching home again
    He’s coming by bus or underground
    A woman’s eye will shed a tear to see his face so beaten in fear

  • Forward My Mail To Me In Hell: Hawks at Wild Preview/Pregame Thread/Bonfire Building

    Hawk Wrestler vs Zakk-Wylde-by-Ivan-Chopik

    FACEOFF: 7pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, WGN Radio

    WILDSIDE, WILDSIDE: Hockey Wilderness

    No time to fret or rest, as the Hawks will turn it right around tonight to take on the Minnesota Wild. Whatever complaints there were about yesterday’s effort can be quickly solved, and the Hawks usually do that in both the second of a back-to-back as well as after a rather tame effort. Generally, they haven’t doubled up the half-hearted outings. And even if they do, they might not need top gear or anything resembling it to get past a crumbling Minnesota team.

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  • Morning Links 1/23/14

    Morning Links 1/23/14

    Well that sucks: HockeeNight

    Wings win Beer Pong: Chicago Tribune

    Class: TSN 

    Smashville’s MO doesn’t change: SN Autoplay

    Well parts of this are correct: Yahoo

    So this happened: Toronto Sun

  • Keep Your Eyes On The Road: Hawks 4 – Scum 4 (Scum win Pin The Tail)

    Keep Your Eyes On The Road: Hawks 4 – Scum 4 (Scum win Pin The Tail)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    After tangling with two of the NHL’s best at home over the weekend, it was kind of obvious the Hawks took the foot off the gas tonight. I can’t say that they were looking past the Wings, or what’s left of them, but it sure looked like that. Whatever it was, the Hawks were just kind of second best all over the ice for most of the game. And all the little blemishes of the Hawks’ game lately were on display once again. They were trying far too much cutesy shit at the blue line, resulting in killer turnovers or just loss of possession. Their puck support was just not there, as too many Hawks without the puck were looking for space for a pass that wasn’t coming from a teammate that was buried in red instead of helping him. And when a team can really pressure the Hawks D below the goal line, they can get yippy especially when the forwards aren’t close enough to help. The Hawks needed to be more straight line, especially against a defense that is simply dying to turn the puck over. They have to. They want to. It’s their oxygen. Thankfully Brendan Smith is still around for the Hawks to grab a point.

    Whatever the Wings’ faults, you’ll never find a Babcock team not working hard enough. The Hawks didn’t want to or couldn’t match that level, which is why they were getting caught on the puck and couldn’t make plays tonight. It’s why you’ll see the Wings had the upper hand in Corsi or possession tonight, which really shouldn’t happen with a team this beat up.

    Let’s get to it.

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  • Third Period Thread – Hawks at Scum

    Well, it’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it, and it’s a dirty song but someone’s gotta sing it.

  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Scum

    We care a lot about the welfare of all the boys and girls. We care a lot about you people ’cause we’re out to save the world.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Scum

    We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees.

  • Sometimes I Don't Mind – Hawks at Scum Preview, Pregame Thread, Renewed Acquaintences

    oldschool @ scum hatchet

    Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, TSN2, WGN-AM 720
    I Wanna Be Your Dog: Winging It In Motown, Abel to Yzerman

    It’s been nearly eight months since the Hawks last saw the Detroit Red Wings, giving them the finest farewell from the conference and division possible in the form of a Game 7 OT winner courtesy of Brent Seabrook. After which Scum at last got their wish of moving to the eastern conference so that their sleep deprived fans could at least see them at a reasonable hour. How fitting then that tonight the proceedings with their one-time rival won’t even kick off until 8:00PM local time to accomodate the viewership here in Chicago even on home ice. The indignities never cease, do they?

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  • Sometimes I Don’t Mind – Hawks at Scum Preview, Pregame Thread, Renewed Acquaintences

    oldschool @ scum hatchet

    Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NBCSN, TSN2, WGN-AM 720
    I Wanna Be Your Dog: Winging It In Motown, Abel to Yzerman

    It’s been nearly eight months since the Hawks last saw the Detroit Red Wings, giving them the finest farewell from the conference and division possible in the form of a Game 7 OT winner courtesy of Brent Seabrook. After which Scum at last got their wish of moving to the eastern conference so that their sleep deprived fans could at least see them at a reasonable hour. How fitting then that tonight the proceedings with their one-time rival won’t even kick off until 8:00PM local time to accomodate the viewership here in Chicago even on home ice. The indignities never cease, do they?

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