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  • Blackhawks At Sharks – First Period Thread

    Life is especially hard
    When no one trusts you with a credit card.
    I love the taste of cereal.
    I have it for almost every meal.

  • Looking For The Heart Of Saturday Night: Blackhawks At Sharks – Preview/Pre-Game Thread/All Ages Matinee

    AltLogo_medium @   sharkticons

    Game Time: 9:30PM CDT
    TV/Radio: NHLN, CSN/WGN720
    Here’s To Swimmin With Bow-Legged Women: Fear The Fin, Battle of California

    While the second period in Wednesday’s game against the Canucks was nice, it’s still not clear that the Hawks are completely out of their funk. It was a better game than we’ve seen the past few weeks but it wasn’t all the way there.. take the two goal deficit they had to climb back from. They had a wonky first but were able to calm down enough to make a return to the game we expect them to play.

    In the past few years, a game against the Sharks is a meeting of two of the NHL’s better teams. That’s true this time around only this time we’re seeing two teams that are solidly in the playoff picture but neither team is firing on all cylinders recently.

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  • The Road Ahead

    I was bored, and while we wait to see if all the Hawks make it out of Vegas alive before heading to San Jose today, I thought it would be a good idea to see how the schedules shake out for the Hawks and Blues who will duke it out for the Central. Also for the Ducks, as all three teams will dance for the #1 seed in the West. It’s uncertain as to whether these things actually matter. After all, the #1 seed could end up in a very annoying and punchy series with the Canucks that should be a pretty easy victory but could take a toll, whereas the #2 could end up with a much easier (travel-wise and other) Minnesota date, whatever the Hawks record against the Wild may be. Of course, once the Coyotes overtake the Canucks and Vancouver slips out of the playoffs and OH MY GOD THAT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN AND I’LL DIE LAUGHING AND THEY MIGHT SINK INTO THE PACIFIC AND I HAVE TO STOP NOW I’M GOING INTO SHOCK…

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  • Morning Links 1/31/14

    Morning Links 1/31/14

    Oh Really? CSN Autoplay

    I’m thinking 88 might get an “A” today: USAHOCKEY

    Five years in Denver: TSN

    This would be insane: ESPN

    Diving into the crazyness that was Ben Scrivens 59 save night: Extra Skater

  • Morning Links 1/30/14

    Morning Links 1/30/14

    Boy, that escalated quickly: Blackhawks

    Thanks shootouts… but really congrats: ESPN CHI

    Zus is reliable: Trib

    Oh for fuck’s sake: PD

    Bravo, but maybe mix in some defense: SI

    Gorilla Salad…?: NHL

    As a gambler my first thought was about bets already placed: PHT

  • Tonight We're Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Tonight We're Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    If you’ll allow me to carry out this metaphor another day, that is. While I’ve said the Hawks have resembled a Spinal Tap show lately, just one or two things going enough wrong to make the whole thing something of a joke, they’re still capable of having Derek Smalls hammer a bass line, David St. Hubbins belting out the lyrics and rhythm guitar, not have the drummer spontaneously combust, and Nigel Tufnel rejoin them on stage to shred a solo.

    Ok, I’ve carried that out far enough.

    I don’t know that the Hawks game was perfect tonight, but it certainly got better in the last 40 than it’s been for a while. Sure, in the 1st the Hawks were still stretchy-passy happy, but I feel like that calmed down in the 2nd and 3rd. But even in the 1st, the Hawks’ zip returned. They smothered puck-carriers and created turnovers and were quick with the puck and feet. That’s all it takes for the Hawks.

    It’s late, let’s get to it.

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  • Tonight We’re Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Tonight We’re Gonna Rock It Tonight: Hawks 5 – Camucks 2

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    If you’ll allow me to carry out this metaphor another day, that is. While I’ve said the Hawks have resembled a Spinal Tap show lately, just one or two things going enough wrong to make the whole thing something of a joke, they’re still capable of having Derek Smalls hammer a bass line, David St. Hubbins belting out the lyrics and rhythm guitar, not have the drummer spontaneously combust, and Nigel Tufnel rejoin them on stage to shred a solo.

    Ok, I’ve carried that out far enough.

    I don’t know that the Hawks game was perfect tonight, but it certainly got better in the last 40 than it’s been for a while. Sure, in the 1st the Hawks were still stretchy-passy happy, but I feel like that calmed down in the 2nd and 3rd. But even in the 1st, the Hawks’ zip returned. They smothered puck-carriers and created turnovers and were quick with the puck and feet. That’s all it takes for the Hawks.

    It’s late, let’s get to it.

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  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    In the darkness where the angels cry, give us water, give us back our eyes.  Our bed’s this concrete floor, and it’s all we have left to live for. A day we’ll never face ,we’re only second-handed, sick, and lonely. Fighting back the tears and every urge to Van Gogh both our ears.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    In the shadows where the heads hang low, you hear voices as the wind blows. Asking “can’t you see?”, reminding you to breathe. It’s only time before it catches up to you and all your broken luck. I found a better way to get even with my memory.