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  • I Think Feather Has Made A Dr. Feelgood Joke Before So I Can’t: Hawks 4 – Flames 1/It Could Happen To You: Hawks at Canucks Preview

    I Think Feather Has Made A Dr. Feelgood Joke Before So I Can’t: Hawks 4 – Flames 1/It Could Happen To You: Hawks at Canucks Preview

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    Let’s spin it all in one today.

    I’ve seen a few on Twitter, nearly begging for reasons for optimism in this March Of The Pigs (as Slak called it and I’m going to use for the last four days of March and again next March). Last night was clear evidence of what one of those pieces can be. Though it was only the Flames, the Hawks’ 4th line essentially ran the show on yet another night where it looked like the rest of the team could barely be arsed.

    Piece of evidence of that: Marcus Kruger’s line started 8 shifts in the d-zone and two in the offensive. They were still double-digits in the black in attempts. This is what Kruger does, and why he’s making more money than most of the hockey world can fathom. Again, only the Flames but it’s hard to think of a team that is going to toss out an equivalent 4th line. If the Blues didn’t insist on dressing professional rodeo clown for the insane Ryan Reaves they might. The Stars are close. But Desjardins-Kruger-Shaw is probably the best 4th unit you’ll find.

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  • The Difference Between Me And You Is That I’m Not On Fire – Hawks at Flames Preview, Provincial Referendum

    evil empire at The Flame

    Game Time: 9:00PM Central
    TV/Radio:  WGN, Sportsnet, WGN-AM 720
    Learn How To Wear A Tie, You Fat Sloppy Irishman: Flames Nation, M & G

    After four days off for everyone around the organization to prattle on about urgency and jump and turning on the switch and whatever other nonsense they can spew, the Hawks now take to the road in the northwest not to salt away a division, but to keep themselves out of a wild card position thanks to their own ineptitude.

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  • March of the Pigs

    The month of March and the Blackhawks go together like me and shaving. They’ve been losing and playing terribly against the kinds of teams they’re going to have to beat, eventually. They aren’t even fun to watch, at least ever since Patrick Kane stopped scoring at a ludicrous pace. The final straw was when team MVP (non-Kane division) Corey Crawford went down with a mysterious upper body injury.

    We don’t know that he got hurt in a mosh pit after seventeen Bud Lights but he’s been out for long enough that people should no longer consider Scott Darling a viable starting goalie in this league.

    That said, there are legitimate reasons to be concerned. Most of us have been guilty of the “they do this every March” trope and it’s lazy. I admit I’ve done it. It’s no longer a cute little joke.

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  • Angry At Numbers: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

    Angry At Numbers: I Make A Lot Of Graphs

    Something of a new approach to this bit today. One of the things that people have pointed to in this current Hawks’ streak of silliness is that the second line hasn’t scored much. Kane and Pantera have only combined for four points in the past nine games. We’ve been commenting that the top line hasn’t really pulled its weight at even-strength for any length of time this season, and I wanted to see if this has affected how teams have played them. It kind of looks like it has:

    Kane and Toews graph

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  • Morning Links 3/24/16

    Morning Links 3/24/16

    Statement on Ross: Blackhawks

    Confident bunch: CSN

    Business as usual: PD

    Sometimes you just need to get away: CST

    Subban back-ish: PHT

    Drouin at it again: ESPN

  • Morning Links 3.23.2016

    Cut this d-bag now: Chicago Tribune

    So many image problems:670

    Chasing 500:NHL

    Sometimes you have no choice: THW

    Hoping #81 has a few:BR

    Love these sweaters:SI

     

  • Gather Up The Chaps – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Plea Hearing

    StarsHumCover vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: Comcast SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Underneath These Shitty Stars: Defending Big D

    Another day, another repugnant Blackhawks sex scandal, another STATEMENT GAME with a Central Division opponent.

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  • Another Fuck Up, Yet Another Chance

    Boy this season just gets more and more fun.

    Close friend of the program Chris Block tweeted out a story last night about Hawks’ prospect Garret Ross being charged with one count of non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, or in terms you might have heard “revenge porn.” I’m not going to go into what it is for those who don’t know, but just understand it’s thoroughly disgusting and basically if guilty Ross should be beaten across the face with a piece of heavy mining equipment, to quote one of my favorite philosophers.

    Where the discussion should turn at some point is how the Hawks handled yet another story of sexual misconduct, or didn’t. Whatever you think of how the Kane story went down and how the Hawks handled it, this is the second straight season that a story of sexual impropriety is being told about the Hawks organization. I think we’re definitely approaching “trend” designation if we’re not there already.

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  • I Want His Face… Off… To Stop Being Talked About

    I Want His Face… Off… To Stop Being Talked About

    The past couple weeks, I’ve seen more noise about the Hawks “faceoff struggles” than I have in a long while. It’s almost like people seem to feel that the Hawks were a dominant faceoff team for the entire Quenneville Era, which they most certainly have not been. And it’s almost like we didn’t figure out that faceoffs don’t really correlate to wins and losses and good and bad team, which we kind of have. Let’s delve deeper, hmmm?

    Here are your top five best faceoff teams: Arizona, Carolina, Minnesota, Anaheim, and St. Louis. That’s two surefire playoff teams, two teams completely out of it, and one on the very borderline. Yes, you’ll find only non-playoff teams in the bottom five, but you’ll also find Nashville and Chicago in the bottom 10. That hasn’t stopped the Predators from being one of the best even-strength teams in the league.

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