Category: Everything Else

  • Beards Of The Day – June 3rd – El-P and Killer Mike

    run the jewels el-p killer mike

    Sometimes the greatest successes come at a time when it’s seemingly the last shot for them. Such is the case for both the translucent ginger bearded El-P and the moutainous neckbearded Killer Mike, who together in the last three years have emerged as rap’s most formidable duo while both being well north of 35 years old. But their rise to the top was anything but overnight.

    Hailing from Brooklyn, El-P cut his first records with the beloved Company Flow collective, which famously held the motto “Independent As Fuck”. After the group’s dissolution, El struck out on his own both creatively and in the business realm, founding and running the Definitive Jux record label, which gave a platform to such amazing acts as Cannibal Ox, Murs, and former beard of the day Aesop Rock. All three of El-P’s records are considered masterworks in both dystopic lyrical density as well as otherworldly production reminiscent of the walls of sound once produced by Public Enemy’s Bomb Squad.

    In early 2012 he was put in touch with Atlanta’s Killer Mike through a mutual friend at Williams Street Records, the label that’s associated with Adult Swim, which is also based in Atlanta. Mike came up through Outkast’s Dungeon Family, with several critical acclaimed works of his own while also occasionally stealing the show with guest verses on Outkast tracks, most notably the incredible “Flip Flop Rock” on Speakerboxxx, where he stood among the giants of industry in former beard of the day Big Boi and Jay-Z.

    The two developed such a rapport El-P produced Mike’s brilliant R.A.P. Music in 2012 and became fast friends, leading them to collaborate on a project they called Run The Jewels, named after a brief stick up scene at the beginning of LL Cool J’s “Cheesy Rat Blues”. Backed by El’s assaulting production, his lyrical dexterity has perfectly complimented Mike’s fiery political delivery, and the two have surged to the top of every critic’s best-of lists with two albums that contain absolutely no filler and are even more bone crushing live. Run The Jewels 2 was widely regarded not only as the best rap record in ages, but also as the best record, period, of 2014, and it along with its predecessor were released completely for free.

    So now that they’re here, there’s only one way to keep what they’ve got, and it’s an appropriate message now that the postseason has reached June: Lie, Cheat, Steal. Kill, Win. Everybody doin’ it.

  • Stanley Cup Finals Morning Links 6.3.2015

    Stanley Cup Finals Morning Links 6.3.2015

    Game 1:NHL

    This will probably keep happening:Chicago Tribune

    Well that would be some script:ESPN

    By the Numbers:HockeeNight

    Ok..but that number,really?:Lets Go Hawks

    The afterthought award:TSN

    Quotes and Quotes and Quotes:Sportsnet.CA

  • Into The Great Wide Open – Stanley Cup Final Preview: The Tampa Forwards

    Into The Great Wide Open – Stanley Cup Final Preview: The Tampa Forwards

    This is where it might get to be tough reading for everyone. It is rare that you would find yourself saying, “Boy, I’m not sure the Hawks want to get into a track meet with these guys.” Generally games against Colorado have fallen into that category. Dallas is sort of edging that way. And generally that’s about it.

    But Tampa would almost certainly be on top of that list. While the Preds tried to go plaid and wear the Hawks out that way, the Lightning will try and do some of the same things Nashville did. Except they’ll try it with a consistent 40-goal scorer who once pierced 60, two Calder finalists from last year who are Conn Smythe contenders this year, and a some pretty clever centers. Yeah, little worrying.

    But much like the defense, there’s an upper echelon here and then a Looney Tunes cliff-like drop. Let’s get into the nitty gritty.

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  • Beard Of The Day – June 2nd – Philip K. Dick

    Philip K. Dick

    As one of the masters of modern science fiction, the salt-and-pepper bearded Philip K. Dick was not only responsible for some of the genre’s greatest works, but also for some of the most adaptable source material for science fiction in cinema as well, due to his worlds being so fully realized on the page.

    His list of works includes but is not limited to A Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, The Adjustment Bureau, Total Recall, and the crown jewel, Blade Runner, which was based off of Do Androids Dream of Electronic Sheep? Dick famously remarked that he was terrible at writing concise catchy names for his stories, as evidenced by the aforementioned Sheep, and Total Recall being based off the novel We Can Remember It For You Wholesale. Even the concise titles were completely esoteric, something we can identify with around these parts.

    Dick’s most decorated work was The Man In The High Castle, which fleshes out the scenario of what would have happened had Germany won WWII, and yes, it is finally being made into a series soon available on Amazon. Dick’s stories often explored the topics of dystopia and theology, questioning the origins of human creation through the lens of things like computerized intelligence. And though he died in 1982, the vast majority of his work still holds up today, and there is even a Blade Runner sequel in the works currently. 

  • Stanley Cup Finals Morning Links 6/2/15

    Stanley Cup Finals Morning Links 6/2/15

    Tickets on sale at noon: Blackhawks

    No: PHT

    19/88 together?: ESPN Chicago

    Counting Crow: NHL

    Faith in the Bishop: Tampa Trib

    So who is better: PD

    Don’t get sick of it ever: CSN

    For my fellow degenerates: CBS

  • The Disco Before The Breakdown – Stanley Cup Final Preview – Ben Bishop & Lightning Defensemen

    The Disco Before The Breakdown – Stanley Cup Final Preview – Ben Bishop & Lightning Defensemen

    Now that the calendar has turned to June and the Hawks are now playing an Eastern Conference opponent, it’s time to take a look at Tampa Bay’s defense and goaltending. And both groupings are led by extremely large men.

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  • The Disco Before The Breakdown – Stanley Cup Final Preview – Ben Bishop & Lightning Defensemen

    The Disco Before The Breakdown – Stanley Cup Final Preview – Ben Bishop & Lightning Defensemen

    Now that the calendar has turned to June and the Hawks are now playing an Eastern Conference opponent, it’s time to take a look at Tampa Bay’s defense and goaltending. And both groupings are led by extremely large men.

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  • STANLEY CUP FINAL MORNING LINKS 6.1.2015

    STANLEY CUP FINAL MORNING LINKS 6.1.2015

    DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO TYPE THAT AGAIN!!!

    Best .Gif ever:HockeeNight

    Proving every cliche wrong since 2009:Second City Hockey

    Can I get a translation? Let’s Go Hawks

    High Praise:The New York Times

    My favorite live album:Blackhawk Up

    2 or 19:NBC Chicago

    Because it doesn’t work: Sports Illustrated

    Return to his greatest triumph:LA Times

    No Last Dance and No Wonderful Waltz: SportsNet.CA

     

  • Take Away This Ball And Chain: Hawks 5 – Ducks 3 (Hawks Win Series 4-3)

    Take Away This Ball And Chain: Hawks 5 – Ducks 3 (Hawks Win Series 4-3)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    Maybe it’s better that the Hawks won it this way. After all, other teams got to enjoy coming back from 3-2 to win a Game 7 in Anaheim, so why should the Hawks be left out? The Hawks were clearly not going to get caught stretching and yawning in the 1st period as they did in Game 5, and Toews had them up two barely halfway through the 1st. Though no one would say it out loud at the time, I’m sure most felt the game was already over at that point, considering the Ducks’ reputation and history. The Hawks had to weather some storms, Crow had to make a couple big saves to keep the gap where it was, and after Getzlaf earned an assist on Saad’s goal (rounding out his complete passenger performance in this series), the Hawks were content to sit back, absorb, and break when the Ducks got over exuberant. Considering how many odd-man rushes the Hawks had from the 2nd period on, they could have (and perhaps should have) put up seven or eight. Hossa was the only one able to pot one of those breaks, and it’s debatable whether it should have counted.

    But no one cares about that and it probably wouldn’t have made too much difference. It’s onwards and upwards for the Hawks, so let’s clean up this series before we look forward to Tesla coils and Petty references.

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