Suspend Kane?: SI
Kruger waits: ESPN Chicago
Playoffs or party: CSN
Three stripes and a sponsor: BHU
Remember when “the state of hockey” lost the NHL: Fox
Okay then: PD
Capitalism:Forbes
Sounds about right,since they traded away all their prospects:CSN
Oh fantastic timing!Blackhawk Up
Important Organizational Signing:SCH
Somebody call Lionel Hutz:Chicagoist
This might be the paradigm shifter for all sports:CBS
Be forewarned, all you “wait for the facts!”-ers, I’m going to talk about this investigation without new information. I know, sickening right? We’ll get through it together, I promise. But some of the stuff I’ve seen over the past few days have left me…
So we had more drivel from The Buffalo News yesterday, or at least mostly drivel. We found out that Kane has a Buffalo cop-as-roadie, which considering his activities isn’t a bad idea in and of itself. Lots of cops moonlight as security in their off hours in whatever fashion. No big deal there. And we certainly don’t want Kane driving around himself, which to his credit I’ve never heard of him doing in Buffalo or here when he’s been out on the town.
Tickets at 10 a.m.: Blackhawks
Okay then: CST
Ducks keep spending: TSN
Hmmmmmm: PD
Who ya’ got: ESPN
It’s been one week since the Blackhawks world was turned upside down by Patrick Kane being investigated for rape. We’ve been in something of a holding pattern since, with only drips and drabs (what’s a drab anyway?) leaking out of the investigation, and some of it on the flimsy side. Let’s try and establish where we are.
-I feel like there’s a section of people that need a civics lesson when discussing thing. Much like the 1st Amendment seems to cause confusion, “innocent until proven guilty” only applies in a certain setting. That would be a court of law, much like the 1st Amendment only applies to the government trying to censor speech. It’s why the NFL or NHL can fine a player for criticizing the referees, as they are a private organization and not a government (well, the NFL might be soon).
EA have the guy above on the cover: ESPN Chicago
No, they’re not responsible: DH
Fucking DiGiorno in Pizza City: CP
Vegas baby: PHT
Those Colorado ones… woof: PD
@Raskolnikov is perhaps our longest-serving and most loyal reader, therefore making him probably the weirdest.
Like most children, I could not properly handle my emotions. I cried for many reasons—teasing from others, being sent to my room for acting out, and, most commonly, my sports teams losing ways. My sadness would be temporarily directed towards the unfortunate circumstances, but after an hour or two, I’d calm down and resume being a typical child. It wasn’t until Derian Hatcher entered the league that I actually held onto my negative feelings after his actions stopped directly impacting me. He was my first hate.
Young Puck:Blackhawk UP
Delusions:Sportsnet
Good Luck:NHL
This doesn’t surprise me in the least:SBNation
More HHR:Hollywood Reporter
Grass is always greener:Todays Slapshot
Its easy to be in the dark:Pensburgh
As we await more news, it’s probably a good idea to get back to normal service. Here is Robert Ho’s contribution to our series.
Yeah, probably low hanging fruit to sling arrows at ol’ Timothy Leif, but whatever
First, a disclaimer: I’m what one would call a New Age Blackhawks fan. Hopped aboard when the team became good and got the pleasure of watching the Toews/Kane/Keith triumvirate collectively stick a large oversized boot up the league’s ass. Though my time has been relatively short, I have quickly learned to utterly loathe one team above all else.
That team, of course, is the St. Louis Blues.
And no individual crystallized my disdain more than TJ Oshie.