Category: Everything Else

  • Shake It Loose – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Fruit Canning

     vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NHLN, Various Regional SportsNet Affiliates, WGN-AM 720
    Tragic Kingdom: Anaheim Calling

    On a certain level it’s probably wrong to point and laugh at the AnaCouver CaDucks’ moribund start considering the relentless amorality of the Hawks from top to bottom. And there’s no way the Ducks are actually as bad as a lot of they have looked and much of their struggles are percentage driven, and calling them out on it will likely result in a STATEMENT GAME where they perform well tonight because jinxes are totally real. On another level, fuck the Anaheim Ducks, because no one in their right mind in this fan base should give even a quarter of a shit about a game in late October.

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  • Morning Links 10.26.2015

    Morning Links 10.26.2015

    District 5 coming to the west side:Daily Herald

    Probably because qualifying offers weren’t screwed up this time:CBS

    Finding the niche:CSN

    Mustard:TSN

    Controversy creates Cash:Sportsnet

  • Burn Through the Witches: Blackhawks 1, Lightning 0 (OT)

    Burn Through the Witches: Blackhawks 1, Lightning 0 (OT)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War on Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    With the Lightning coming off a hard fought overtime win against Winnipeg the night before, they came into the United Center looking to jump out early and hang on. Corey Crawford stood tall in the early going and it turned out to be all the Hawks really needed from him.

    There was a Tyler Johnson post in the third but other than that, there weren’t a whole lot of opportunities to be had.

    Meanwhile, the Hawks threw everything at old Kristers and he was more than ready to meet the task. Which shouldn’t be surprising seeing as though he stood toe to toe with a Canadian all star team in Sochi.

    Jonathan Toews then decided enough with the silliness and went 1-on-3 to finish it off.

    Onwards.

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  • Lightning at Hawks Gamethread

    We’re gonna try this. Behave yourselves.

  • Through All The Sleepless Nights And All The Endless Days: Lightning at Hawks Preview/Pregame Thread/Champagne Hour

    Metallica Ride The Lightning vs. 250px-Ozymandias

    PUCK DROP: 7:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: WGN For both, NHLN-US, Sportsnet

    EARLY BIRD SPECIAL: Raw Charge

    Lightning Stats

    Lightning War On Ice

    Always ace scheduling from the NHL when they take their Stanley Cup Final rematch and stick it on a Saturday in October. One of the handful of games the casual fan outside the two markets might notice, and it’s on at the worst possible time. The NHL: 99 years with a thumb up their own ass.

    Anyway, the Hawks will get a decent look at what they can do against a premier team in the league without their biggest weapon in Duncan Keith. The Panthers have a decent set of speed and skill on all four lines, but they would be the JV to the Lightning’s varsity squad that roll in tonight.

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  • Angry At Numbers

    Angry At Numbers

    Now that Slak has taken away my angry ranting posts, and rightly so because I’m just not angry of a person despite what my appearance, music tastes, and general demeanor would indicate (“denial ain’t just a river in Egypt, hon). So I guess I’d better slink back into my other corner on this fun little prison riot, and that’s being a nerdy nerdy dweeboid with glasses who’s terrified of girls (the last two are actually probably quite accurate). So let’s do it, shall we?

    48.9%

    This is Toews’s season Corsi-percentage, and while that might not seem all that low, it’s basically 10% below where he’s been the past four years, which is canyon-esque, and the canyon I’m referring to is the one Affleck, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Peter Stormare jumped over in their lunar cruiser (Jesus Fucking Christ why do I know that?).

    Now, there are a couple huge caveats to add here (and you can add you’re own terrible movie metaphor in your own head for that one). One, we’re still talking about seven games, a mere drop in the pond. Second, this is actually trending the right way because the first couple games of the season Toews was around 40%. He certainly kicked around the Panthers last night and was better against the Jackets, though that probably falls into the low-hanging fruit category. While Barkov is going to be a great player one day soon, he’s probably not quite ready to go toe-to-toe with the league greats like Tavares or Couturier were earlier in the season.

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  • Didn’t Notice You Were Gone: Panthers 2 – Hawks 3

    Didn’t Notice You Were Gone: Panthers 2 – Hawks 3

    Boxscore

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    There probably isn’t a more gentle way to start the first stretch without Duncan Keith than playing a young team that puts on a display that looks reminiscent to a group of teenagers having their first weekend with the parents out of town (which most of the Panthers aren’t that far removed from, either the teenagers or the parents depending on the player). They were sloppy and disjointed, and the Hawks stable enough that they could basically step back and let the roof cave in on the Cats just enough to walk away with a 3-2 win. Also helps when you spend nearly half of the last 40 minutes on the power play.

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  • Stray Cat Strut – Panthers vs Hawks Preview, Fire Suppression System Testing

    pack up the cats vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Jimmy Buffett Sucks: Litter Box Cats

    In today’s episode of the family favorite series Not Tone Deaf, the following is presented free of comment:

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  • Morning Links 10.22.2015

    Morning Links 10.22.2015

    Not the good kind of cap relief:NBC

    You can’t replace him:Blackhawk UP

    Nothing Cooking:SunTimes

    TVR ready:Daily Herald 

    This would be perfect for me:TSN

  • Morning Links 10/21/15

    Morning Links 10/21/15

    4-6 weeks: CST

    He was better too: Patch

    Acting like a big boy league: ESPN

    #LocalBoy: CSN

    Jackets still bad: PD