Faxes from Uncle Dale

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  • Taking The Morality Out Of Line Construction

    Taking The Morality Out Of Line Construction

    I got two turntables and a microphone. Wait, no, that’s not right. I got three scoring lines and a checking line. That’s more like it.

    Yes, I’m being a bit silly, but there is an important point to make by doing this. If you are going to be a good deejay, you need your turntables and your microphone to be in good working order. Each is as important as the other to accomplish your goal. Hockey is no different when it comes to the lines put on the ice. For much of hockey’s history, teams have really had two scoring lines, a checking line, and a line of, well, scrubs, to be honest. Not every team every season, but a lot of teams.

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  • Someone's Gonna Pay: Ducks 1 – Hawks 0

    Someone's Gonna Pay: Ducks 1 – Hawks 0

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    It seems like a recurring dream, where the Hawks fling rubber like monkey feces at an opposing goalie for 60 straight minutes, and yet can’t seem to make any twine ripple. Yet this one feels like the first time a goalie really had to channel Houdini to get out of some of the jams the Hawks put him in, as John Gibson was excellent. Throw in a couple posts rang as well, and you get yet another frustrating night. Still, there’s hardly much to complain about, as the Hawks were just a shade better than the Ducks everywhere but in goal (and they weren’t much worse there either).

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  • Game Thread – Ducks vs Hawks

  • Orange Rhyming Dictionary – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Killion's Birthday Party

    Count_duckula_titles vs oldschool

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Fowl Beasts: Anaheim Calling, Battle of California

    Tonight will mark the only time during the regular season that the Anaheim Ducks will visit West Madison, and thank the hockey gods for that, because their new road white uniforms are sinfully ugly. It’s fitting that they’re in town so close to Halloween wearing such terrifying costumes, and in the traditional colors of the holiday no less.

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  • Morning Links 10/28/14

    Morning Links 10/28/14

    Now or Never: LGH

    Beat it Olli: PD

    I enjoy most of this: ESPN

    Cue the meatball from Ajax bitching about Ticket prices: FS

    That’s it? CBC

    Ummmm. TS

  • High On The Hog: Piggin' Out On Home Cookin'

    The Rockford IceHogs skated to a 2-1 record this past week, winning back-to-back home tilts this weekend over Midwest Division rivals Chicago and Lake Erie. As Rockford prepares to hit the road again, they now sit behind the red-hot Milwaukee Admirals in the division standings.

    With a 4-2-0-1 mark and nine points on the 2014-15 campaign, the IceHogs occupy the fourth spot in the AHL’s Western Conference. Here’s how the past week unfolded for Rockford.

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  • Morning Links 10/26/14

    Morning Links 10/26/14

    2-1: Blackhawks

    500: CSN (autoplay)

    1: ESPN Chicago

    4: PHT

    10-19-81: ST

  • A Man's Gotta Eat: Blackhawks 2, Senators 1

    A Man's Gotta Eat: Blackhawks 2, Senators 1

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War on Ice

    At the end of the season, no one will remember these 2 points and maybe they won’t mean anything but these are the types of games the Hawks have made a habit of capturing through the years without having to take it out of third gear- second game of a back-to-back at home against an inferior opponent.

    So let’s not waste any more time.

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  • Senators At Blackahwks – Game Thread

  • Old Main Drag: Senators At Hawks – Preview/Pregame Thread/Goal Line Stand

    170px-Senate_Canda @ oldschool

    Game Time: 6:00 Central
    TV/Radio: NHL-N, WGN/WGN 720
    Whole Mess of Whippersnappers: Silver Seven Sens

    After dropping two one goal games in a row, the Hawks face another team that’s off to a surprising little start. The Sens lost their first game before rattling off 4 wins in a row before losing last night in OT. That’s a damn good start for a team that’s not expected to do very much this season. They’ve had their previous captain and most beloved player in franchise history head south before last season. The guy next in line, Jason Spezza, was moved down to Dallas. Ales Hemsky, a pick up from the Oilers at the deadline, also went down to the Lone Star State. Also gone, Joe Corvo – who seems allergic to playing on a team for consecutive years these days and Matt Kassian who went back to the Wild.

    But fear not because the Senators did add plenty to compliment their young team by adding David Legwand. So that’s… something.

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