Life is like a riddle and I’m really stumped.
Author: McClure
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First Period Thread – Ducks vs Hawks
I’m gettin’ edgy all the time, someone around me’s just a step behind. It’s kinda scary, the shape I’m in. The walls are shaking and are closing in.
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See You In The Shallows – Ducks vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Sensitivity Training
Game Time: 7:00PM CDT
TV/Radio: CSN+, NHLN (US & Canada), RDS, WGN-AM 720
Mommy’s Little Monster: Anaheim Calling, Battle of CaliforniaWhether anyone wants to believe it or not, this Ducks team enters tonight’s tilt on West Madison only two points off what was a record pace from last year’s Hawks team during an abbreviated campaign. But then again, last year’s Ducks weren’t off far off that pace either, and they ended up bowing out in 7 games to Scum. A longer season should reveal more truths about both squads, with the two teams squaring off this evening.
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Second Period Thread – Avalanche vs Hawks
War-games in the Third World on the street outside of your house. What are you willing to pay for security and privilege? There’s no shelter for stray dogs; we used to be pets now we’re just beggars.
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First Period Thread – Avalanche vs Hawks
Nine years and fifty days held hostage by pirates. Sold down the coast, don’t try to fight the currents. For those who can afford it, there’ll always be white sand on private beaches.
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Day Of The Deadringers – Avalanche at Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Software License Update
Game Time: 7:00PM Central
TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
The Stickiest of the Icky: Mile High HockeyAs difficult as it may be to compute, the Hawks tonight will play game 49 tonight of the 2013-2014 season, now surpassing last year’s abbreviated campaign, still four days shy of a year from when that season started . They’re currently only 7 points off their record pace of last year (though Friday’s guests the Ducks are only 2 back), though it feels like it’s been a a bit bumpier ride so far. But with a full 82 on the docket on this go-around, longevity will once again be rewarded, which is something the visiting and upstart Avalanche are beginning to deal with themselves.
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Third Period Thread – Oilers vs Hawks
My heart got kicked out of all its homes. And dying young just didn’t work so I guess I’m dying old. And there ain’t nowhere left to go, ’cause all my loves would rather be alone.
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Second Period Thread – Oilers at Hawks
We thought about the ways we’d love to go, high and beautiful and fucking in the snow.
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First Period Thread – Oilers vs Hawks
I never wanted to die old. But it’s too late now, my heart has grown so cold. And the corpse I leave behind ain’t gonna be no pretty boy, it’s a sick sack of disease.



