Tag: everything in Jersey sucks including the airport

  • What The Hell Am I Doing In New Jersey? Hawks at Devils Preview/Bowie Party

    250px-Ozymandias vs. jon_lovitz-devil-snl-46_2

    PUCK DROP: 6pm

    TV/RADIO: CSN, WGN Radio 720

    BADA BING: In Lou We Trust

    Devils Stats

    War On Ice

    God, please let the Hawks and Devils share a conference sometime soon so we can use that Lovitz picture more than twice a year. Thanks.

    The Hawks hit the road for just one, trying to improve on what you’d have to call an abysmal 1-4 record so far. And in those four losses, they haven’t even really been close, getting fairly well tallywhacked by the Flyers, Caps, Jets, and Wild. Only the last one there would you say they were in it, and even in that one they weren’t particularly good. They’ll also be attempting to wash out the taste of Wednesday’s Sun Salutation Of Idiocy, coughing up a three-goal lead to The Filth before losing in the NBA Jam portion that comes after 60 minutes.

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