Faxes from Uncle Dale
Poor Teuvo:ESPN
Its like the Narrative writes itself:ST
Sweet Shirt Wiz: LGH
Never Tell Me The Odds!!! TSN
Ok now you have my attention:SN
That was easy: GnM
Just remember MSG has lots of stairwells: ABC
Later Tuevo:CBS
Relax:CSN
Personally I like Suter and Chelios:SN
It begins: PD
Scumbag:LGH
It happens: CBC
Give Gary Thorne as much money as possible: PD
I’m sure they do: Trib
But Why? LGH
Remembering Paul Ruck: Verdi
They should be:SunTimes
This doesn’t help:SN
Gonna be a Wild night:CB
It sucks getting old:TSN
Future earnings:ST
Too close for comfort:SI
Don’t screw this up:PD
Seems like a bit of overkill:SN
Well atleast he will get to play now: ESPN
Felix and Oscar: ST
AHL Expansion: OCR
It can’t be worse than helmet stickers during the WCs:PD
In a surprise to no one: TSN
You’ll be fine, you’re over 22: DH
No Dimmer: SunTimes
Until he adds 20 pounds or turns the puck over: CSN
It never rains in Southern California.But it sure snows in New Hampshire:PD
Farewell Uncle Daddy:NYT
Yawn: PPG
You had one job:SN
Good for You, Mike: TSN
Rest in Peace Mike Spellman:DH
More HHR:PD
Longer:ESPN
PAT-RICK KANE: ST
Loss on the Van-BlueLine:TSN
Whitney calls it a career: ESPN
The Unforgiven: SN
Any other team this would be a concern but…LGH
Come on only six!!! Trib
I concur:SCH
Also it’s don’t screw up or you’ll be in Columbus: ST
It can’t be any worse than the recycling of 1984 we saw on Jan 1: SN
I would prefer it be in Stade olympique: TSN
Yeah, ok I teared up a bit: PD
Looking for points: CSN
I pray this doesn’t hurt chemistry for the second half: DH
A reunion of bad: LGH
HAHA because its brought so much success:TS
It works out well for most:ST
Keep aiming high:DH
Defense: LGH
Dumpster Fire: PPG
Still my favorite mask…errr helmet: NHL
This will become a trend: TSN
