Faxes from Uncle Dale

Tag: Boston Bruins

  • My Legs Keep Moving, Don’t Seem To Stray: Hawks at Bruins Preview/Icee Party

    Hawk Wrestler vs. bruins country bear jamboroo

    PUCK DROP: 6pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, Sportsnet Up Dere, WGN Radio

    THEY FORGOT THEIR NAME, THEY TOOK A SHOT ON THE CHIN: Stanley Cup Of Chowder (sky point Days Of Y’Orr)

    Bruins Stats

    Bruins War On Ice

    The Hawks will attempt to immediately back up a pretty satisfying victory over Former Scum with toppling the Bruins at home. Which these days, just about everyone does, as the B’s have been pretty putrid in the darks and pretty damn good in the whites. They’re basically East Coast Sharks, and that comparison actually works on a deeper level as much like San Jose it’s hard to figure out just what in the hell the Bruins are.

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  • Mornings Links 12/12/14

    Mornings Links 12/12/14

    I would like the opinion of a neurologist: Trib 

    Oh hello there: CSN

    Well this is one way to Q-Proof Yourself:NESN

    Not suprised: DH

    Not a good look: Sportsnet.Ca

    Maybe retire the Jofa too: SI

  • No Escaping Pain: Hawks 3 – Bruins 2

    No Escaping Pain: Hawks 3 – Bruins 2

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War On Ice

    Natural Stat Trick

    They aren’t all going to be works of art.

    The Hawks played a pretty good first period, clung to the ropes for the first half of the second, biffed a couple 5-on-3s (they determine the winner of the game according to Q, y’know), and then once again covered up and used the ropes in the 3rd to see it out. They’ll call it a good road game. We’ll call it getting some bounces and posts to go their way, correcting the ones that didn’t in the season’s first five weeks or so.

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  • Morning Links 9/4/14

    Ops Changes: TMI

    Our Bad: TSN

    SPITTAKE: Sportsnet.CA

    Not so fast: CSN AP

    But will the team be there for his bridge deal: GnM

     

  • Through All The Sleepless Nights, Through All The Endless Days: Hawks at Bruins Preview/Pregame Thread/Cello Workshop

    Hawk Wrestler vs. bruins country bear jamboroo

    FACEOFF: 6pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, NHLN, WGN Radio 720

    FAHCKIN’ WICKED RETAHDED: Days Of Y’Orr, Stanley Cup Of Chowder

    DON’T FORGET WE’RE AT THE BOTTOM LOUNGE FOR THIS ONE TONIGHT! 1375 W. LAKE ST.

    Always nice to remember why you put up with the slog that the NHL season can sometimes turn into, and the Hawks will obviously get a reminder tonight when they step onto Garden ice tonight. As you may have read from everyone and their mother, the Hawks return to the site of their latest triumph tonight to face what has only been the hottest team in the league lately. And they were pretty farkin’ good before that. So yay.

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  • An Example For All: Bruins 2 – Hawks 2 (Hawks win Beer Pong)

    An Example For All: Bruins 2 – Hawks 2 (Hawks win Beer Pong)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    I don’t want to get too extravagant or over the top here, but I can’t help but smile at how the Hawks and Bruins demonstrated everything good the sport can be a little more than 13 hours after Vancouver and Calgary pretty much embarrassed everyone involved with it. Because today was as good a game as the regular season can produce. And it involved none of the bullshit that sometimes comes with teams with a history.

    It was fast, it was passionate, it was physical at times, both teams traded periods of having the upperhand. Big saves, big hits, nifty passing, defensive responsibility, it wouldn’t have looked out of place in late May. If there’s any downside, it was just another illustration that a contest like this is somewhat sullied by having it end in a skills competition. It easily could have ended 2-2 and I doubt anyone would have walked out of that building feeling like they didn’t get their money’s worth.

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  • Bruins At Blackhawks – Third Period Thread

    The dream had to end
    The wish never came true
    And the girl starts to sing

  • Bruins At Blackhawks – Second Period Thread

    Feeling is gone
    And the picture disappears
    Everything is cold now

  • Bruins At Blackhawks – First Period Thread

    Time slips away
    And the light begins to fade
    And everything is quiet now

  • Play For Today: Bruins At Blackhawks – Preview/Pre-Game Thread/Bloody Mary Bar

    Bruins_Eastern_Conference  @ oldschool

    Game Time: 11:30AM Central. Wait… that can’t be right, can it?
    TV/Radio: NBC or NHLN-CA/WGN720
    Still Smarting: Days Of Y’Orr, Stanley Cup of Chowder

    Despite the whiskey and beer haze, the memories of June 24th are still fresh in my mind as I hope they are in yours. It doesn’t hurt to go back and watch this video every few weeks like I find myself doing when I need a smile (probably should turn down your speakers). That win was in way so much more fun because of the polar opposite types of endings – a come from behind knockout punch against a subtle confusing delayed celebration. Either way, it was a special night to remember no matter how many brain cells I killed.

    You’d hope it remains the same for the players too. Sure there are subtractions and additions on both benches but for the most part, the cores have remained the same on each side and the bewilderment had to have turned to disappointment and anger on the Boston side. Though the games were entertaining and physical, it lacked the sideshow drama and ill-will that built up against the series like we saw in Philly (Chris Pronger).

    So at a completely unnatural time for hockey, we’ll get to see not only the always entertaining Original 6 match up, but the a Stanley Cup re-match that also features 3 of the last 4 winners of the chalice. Get yer coffee and bacon ready.

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