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  • Everybody’s Working For The Weekend: Jets at Hawks Preview/We’re Not The Bulls Celebration

     vs. 

    RECORDS: Jets  22-25-4   Hawks 30-15-5

    PUCK DROP: 7:30pm Central

    TV: CSN

    FOR WE’VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE: Arctic Ice Hockey

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

    ADJUSTED TEAM CORSI %: Jets – 49.2 (20th)  Hawks – 50.0 (16th)

    ADJUSTED TEAM xGF%: Jets – 50.6 (14th)  Hawks – 47.5 (25th)

    POWER PLAY %: Jets – 17.7 (17th)  Hawks – 17.6 (18th)

    PENALTY KILL %: Jets – 76.8 (27th)  Hawks – 75.8 (28th)

    Interesting position the Hawks find themselves in here. Having won three of four, and with the break right on the heels of this one tonight, you wouldn’t be surprised if they played this one with sunglasses on and Bermuda shorts underneath their pants (I assume this is how Panarin has been playing the last month). On the other, the Hawks are coming off a bad loss on Tuesday, losing in regulation when leading after 40 for the first time since Daley was in charge or some shit (no, not Trevor, moron). Backing that up with an in-division loss would certainly put a small pall (see what I did there?) over the vacation time. But then again, this is still a game in January. So you tell us.

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  • Incalculable Effects – Jets vs Hawks Preview, Amazon Gift Return

     vs 

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Fireman Ed’s Cousin Gord: Illegal Curve

    In what was a tradition unlike any other, the Hawks for seemingly eons played a home game on West Madison on Boxing Day, and even during the Stone Ages the building was more packed than usual. The league in its wisdom has opted to extend the holiday break, pushing the return to action to the 27th, and even giving the Hawks a road game or two in recent years on the date. But tonight will be as close to the Boxing Day games of yore as the league will allow, and the Hawks will be welcoming the Jets to the UC once again already.

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  • Here Come The Warm Jets: Jets at Hawks Preview/Satellite Dish Cleaning

    warm-jets vs. Hawk Wrestler

    RECORDS: Jets 12-13-2  Hawks 16-7-3

    PUCK DROP: 6pm Central 

    TV: CSN, Rogers for the creepy-ass Hometown Hockey Mishegas in Canada

    COLDER THAN A WELL DIGGER’S ASS: Jetsnation.ca, Arctic Ice Hockey

    Projected Lineups

    jets-lineup-card

    blackhawks-lineup-card

    ADJUSTED TEAM CORSI %: Jets – 47.5 (24th)  Hawks – 50.4 (15th)

    ADJUSTED TEAM xGF%: Jets – 48.3 (21st)  Hawks 48.2 (22nd)

    POWER PLAY%: Jets 15.2 (20th)  Hawks – 16.3 (17th)

    PENALTY KILL%: Jets – 78.4 (25th)  Hawks – 71.3 (dead ass last)

    The Hawks get an immediate chance to get the Listerine out to wash out the taste of yesterday’s loss. The Winnipeg Jets dance on in here, though if the Flyers speed was something of an issue, there’ll be no reprieve from the Jets. It’s been augmented by a return to health for Bryan Little and analytic darling Mathieu Perreault, which they didn’t have last time the Hawks saw this squad. And that one didn’t go all that well anyway.

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  • And I’m Welcome No More: A Special Guest Hawks-Jets Preview

    And I’m Welcome No More: A Special Guest Hawks-Jets Preview

    Hawk Wrestler vs. Kenny Smith

    RECORDS: Hawks 11-3-2  Jets 8-7-2

    PUCK DROP: 7pm

    TV: CSN

    HOTH: Arctic Ice Hockey

    PROJECTED LINEUPS

    blackhawks-lineup-card

    jets-lineup-card

    SCORE-ADJUSTED CORSI%: Hawks – 50.3% (11th)  Jets – 48.8% (23rd)

    POWER PLAY: Hawks – 19.0% (14th)   Jets – 18.7% (16th)

    PENALTY KILL: Hawks – One day soon!  Jets – 81.7% (17th)

    TRENDS: Laine hasn’t scored a hat trick in like a week so he sucks

    Gonna try sometin’ a little different today. Krista, a HockeeNight refugee, wanted to let everyone know what you should think about the Winnipeg Jets. We’re going to allow her to do so here. Enjoy, and follow her on Twitter @lechatsavant.

    Greetings, everyone. I come to you as someone who knows the Winnipeg Jets all too well. They are a vile bunch of whiners who choose to revise history rather than accept it. I’m all too familiar with this team. You see, I began my love of hockey as an Atlanta Thrashers fan.

    It was my best friend who introduced me to hockey via the Thrashers, and we got to the point where we could gauge a win or a loss based on only the goalie (Pavelec good, Mason bad). We were hopeful that nothing would come of the rumors that the team would be relocated. That was some beautiful hope, but it was shattered on May 31, 2011. That was the day the Thrashers died and the Jets were born.

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  • Clowns To The Left Of Me – Jets Spotlight: Blake Wheeler

    Clowns To The Left Of Me – Jets Spotlight: Blake Wheeler

    People forget that Blake Wheeler is yet another prime example of excellent GMing by Peter Chiarelli in Boston. But y’know, Rich Peverly was a faithful soldier and all that. But that’s not why you called.

    You have to feel a little for Wheeler. If he stuck in Boston, or played in New York or Chicago or Toronto or Montreal, people would realize he might be the premier power forward in the league. Not only is he stuck in Winnipeg where he’ll never be fully appreciated or get to play in the games he deserves, he’s going to freeze his ass off. While this Jets team looks a little more promising than previous editions, no one’s going to be mentioning them as possible West representatives in June.

    To fully appreciate Wheeler, one should probably take a look at his WOWYs for just this season (teammates stats when on the ice with him and without).

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  • From Here To Infirmary – Around The NHL – Central Division

    From Here To Infirmary – Around The NHL – Central Division

    With the Hawks’ issues and trajectory pretty clearly mapped out now that the exhibition season two-thirds over, this week the focus will turn external to see what in the hell the rest of the league is doing. And today starts with the Hawks’ most direct competition, the Central Division.

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  • Today’s Empires, Tomorrow’s Ashes – Hawks at Jets Preview, Vow Renewal Ceremony

    evil empire at benny the jet

    Game Time: 7:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Sons Of Flin Flon: Arctic Ice Hockey

    Regardless of how long Duncan Keith is suspended for this afternoon- and he will be suspended for at least the remainder of the regular season- the Blackhawks are still in a position wherein they’re for all intents and purposes locked into their playoff spot barring losing the remaining five games or getting a tremendous amount of help from the opponents of the Stars and Blues. And while the former can’t be ruled out, the latter is still an incredibly low probability, as the schedule makers certainly did the Hawks plenty of favors by putting batting practice like the long out-of-it Jets on the schedule for the home stretch.

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  • Eh, No Peg: Hawks at Jets Preview/Turnabout Dance

    Hawk Wrestler vs. Kenny Smith

    PUCK DROP: 7pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, WGN Radio

    JET CITY WOMAN: Arctic Ice Hockey

    Jets Stats

    Jets War On Ice

    Well, there can’t be a  better way to get healthy after losing four in a row than spending the weekend taking on the Central Division jobbers known as the Jets and Wild (and then a Stars team that will be without Klingberg and Seguin, or the Western Canada swing after that… say, the schedule gets pretty light here, huh?) Considering the Stars’ injuries and the Blues’ sudden case of suck-itis (13 goals to the Flames and Oilers, huh?), if the Hawks have any desire to win the division or put one last regular season surge on film then you’d have to think it starts now.

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  • Never Tear Us Apart – Jets vs Hawks Preview, Eviction Notice

    jets thrash unreal vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Anti-Manifesto: Arctic Ice Hockey

    For the second time in five days, the Winnipeg Jets will visit the United Center to take on the Hawks on the heels of a back to back. Only this time, the Hawks will be coming off a playing a game last night as well, and that term is used loosely.

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  • Hoop-Dee-Doo and Dickory Dock – Jets vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Midnight Mass

    true north vs oldschool

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN+ (Ch. 285), WGN-AM 720
    Duck And Cover With My Yuletide Lover: Arctic Ice Hockey

    In what has to be some kind of record, the Hawks will now face their fourth Canadian opponent in their last five home games, and the lone outlier in that set is Minnesota which is basically Canada anyway. Perhaps the schedule makers felt generous in giving United Center crowds bonus anthems in the Spirit of Christmas, with tonight’s game bringing the Winnipeg Jets into town.

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