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Tag: Alex Goligoski

  • Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: Would You Buy Furniture From Unpainted Huffhines?

    Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: Would You Buy Furniture From Unpainted Huffhines?

    As the latest team to be run by a analytic wunderkind, every hockey fan who’d like to see the game move forward in any way, there is some investment in the success of the Arizona Coyotes. With some smart summer moves (not necessarily Hjalmarsson), the Yotes are going to be some people’s pick to surprise. They’re not there yet, or at least don’t look it, but they’re finally trending up. Whether they can get anyone to care in the desert is a question that’s gone on far too long and will never die.

    Arizona Coyotes

    ’16-’17 Record: 30-42-10  70 points (6th in Pacific)

    Team Stats 5v5: 45.0 CF% (30th)  44.9 SF% (30th)  42.6 SCF% (30th)  7.2 SH% (20th)  .924 SV% (12th)

    Special Teams: 16.1 PP% (26th)  77.3 PK% (27th)

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  • Gather Up The Chaps – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Plea Hearing

    StarsHumCover vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM
    TV/Radio: Comcast SportsNet, WGN-AM 720
    Underneath These Shitty Stars: Defending Big D

    Another day, another repugnant Blackhawks sex scandal, another STATEMENT GAME with a Central Division opponent.

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  • The Arrival – Stars vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Teuvo Teusday

    star more you know vs AltLogo

    Game Time: 7:00PM
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    This Love: Defending Big D

    What six months ago looked to be just another game along the home stretch of the schedule between the Stars and Hawks figures tonight to be anything but. The Stars are fighting for their playoff lives in the newly configured Western Conference, while thousands of sweaty adult men clad in red anxiously await their first glimpse of a taut, 19-year old Scandanavian boy in a Hawks uniform.

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