Natural Stat Trick
I won’t lie to you, dear reader. None of us thought the Vancouver Canucks were worth wasting one shred of a Saturday night over. So let’s try something different and follow the game through our favorite Canucks fan’s eyes, @HockeyDipShit.
Oh baby… Megna is back in the lineup. There's that positional depth Jim Benning was talking about.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 19, 2016
Name another team that could replace an integral cog like Derek Dorsett with a player at Jayson Megna's level. Go ahead. I'll wait.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 19, 2016
And Michael Chaput as our second line centre? Depth, baby. That's depth.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 19, 2016
Just a reminder: as of today, the Canucks are good again, because they won their last game. If they lose tonight, all bets are off.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 19, 2016
Lmao Chicago
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Even I can admit this kicks ass
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Reminder: If you're at the game and sitting next to a Blackhawks fan, show them a picture of Eric Daze and ask them to name who it is.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Ah okay now it's back to normal
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
On the plus side: blowing a 3 goal lead on national TV will almost certainly result in someone getting fired.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
100% though, nobody wearing a Hawks jersey at Rogers Arena was a Chicago fan before like 2009.
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Yesssssss
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
My name is Hamilton and I'm here to say / why'd you trade a second for Linden Vey @_Proto
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Patrick Kane @Canucks
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
My name is Bennington / and I'm here to say / I'll trade every draft pick I've got / before the end of May @HockeyDipshit
— Corduroy Orbison (@_Proto) November 20, 2016
Lmao I love this team so much pic.twitter.com/ZrSXygu0oO
— ahhhhhh (@HockeyDipshit) November 20, 2016
Canucks found a way to lose to Chicago twice in one night. This is our life.
— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) November 20, 2016
You’re welcome.
