
Category: Hockey
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Game #66 – Ducks vs. Hawks: Lineups & How They Were Built
Ducks

Notes: Here is a mash unit of sorts. If Hampus! Hampus! plays it’s kind of different animal, but it’s not expected…Henrique has nine points in his last eight games…Gibson has had a rough season, but was good against the Devils last out. He has to start as Miller is still just out of an illness, though the Hawks might see Anthony Stolarz tonight with the Ducks playing the Avs tomorrow…

Hawks

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Live From The Five Hole – Corona
In the wake of the trade deadline with not much new to discuss, Sam, John and I reach into the ol’ feedbag and answer a bunch of questions. No subscription necessary, links and such after the jump.
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Atop The Sugar Pile – 3/2: Kuba’s Korner
The Dizzying Highs
Dominik Kubalik – First career hat trick in Tampa, which he had taken a run at before but didn’t quite complete, and five points in three games. Kubalik has had a rookie season beyond anyone’s dreams, and has been a genuinely fun thing to watch night in and night out. The power play has been revitalized with him on the right side and Kane switching to the left, though one might worry that teams will eventually cut off the one pass that has led to all this. But that’s for another time. Kubalik’s policy on the power play of just firing all the time is working for now.
Of course, the discussion will turn soon to whether if this is what Kubalik actually is going forward. It most certainly isn’t, because he’s not going to shoot damn near 20% for his whole career. No one does. Draisaitl and Oshie are right above and below him now, and their career marks are much lower. This is a spike, and we know that from how much he’s outperforming his expected marks. Still, his 0.86 individual xG/60 ranks in the top-30 in the league, which means that Kubalik could be viewed as a 20-25 goal from here on out with the occasional spike that will land him at 30 and above (he’s only 24 so you’d like to think he’ll have some years to play with). He also might always outperform his metrics given that he’s a good finisher.
Given Kubalik’s nose for space and finishing ability, you sort of wonder what he could do with a gifted passer. It’s not that Jonathan Toews is a bad passer or playmaker, but it’s not his specialty. Perhaps in the future, when the Hawks add another forward or two, Kubalik could find space for Kane or Dach on a full-time basis (even Strome is probably better passer than Toews) and keep his goal-totals inflated.
Again, discussion for another time. Sometimes you just have to enjoy what’s right in front of you.
The Terrifying Lows
Jeremy Colliton – It seems unfair to kick the guy after the Hawks got wins over two good teams competing for things right after they had one of the bigger stomach-punch losses in St. Louis, given all that went on before that one as well. The Hawks showed fight and pride, which isn’t always easy with a team going nowhere for a third year in a row.
But it’s hard to track Colliton’s comments that he’s proud of the way the Hawks have played hard all season and never given in, and then think about his comments after the losses to the Rangers and such where he claims that they didn’t care enough to start well or play the right way. What message do you want to send there, chief?
I would imagine that when this team plays hard it’s doing so for Toews and Co., and seeing as how Toews and Keith have made it pretty damn clear what they think of the steward of this ship, he’s probably trying to scramble to keep his job. Something tells me he’s going to keep it through the summer, but the leash in the fall is going to be awfully short.
This was also the week that down a goal to the Blues, Colliton sent his top power play plus Saad out for the final 2:51 of the game without a timeout. There isn’t any player on Earth that can keep his starch for 2:50, no matter how many stoppages. Needless to say, the Hawks didn’t really come close to finding a tying goal.
When the Hawks drew that power play with nearly three to go, the move was to send out the second unit, even for just 30 seconds if that’s what it was, and then send out the first unit with the goalie pulled for the rest of the game. Sure, you’re never guaranteed a stoppage when you need one to change, but you’re also not going anywhere with players out there for three minutes.
When anyone can point to what Colliton does well or who is a better player today than when he took over, I’ll think about removing the label “Worst Coach In The League” from around his neck. I’ll be waiting.
The Creamy Middles
Corey Crawford – Crow had a rough one in St. Louis, as everyone did. And maybe Crow’s pattern at this point in his career is just going to have a semi-regular clunker that keeps him more in the .915 range now instead of above .920 (though give him an improved defense and we’ll see). With nothing on the table, there would be no questions if that struggle had continued against two high-powered offenses in Florida (though the Bolts were hampered by injury). Instead, Crow turned away 74 of the 78 shots he saw in two games from teams loaded with finishers, and got the Hawks four points.
Never leave us.
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Game #65 – Hawks 2, Panthers 2 (Hawks Win South Carolina Democratic Primary) – The Mistakes Are Obvious
Of course after they’re already out of it and have sold off what they can, the Hawks have now kept pace with three top flight offenses since the deadline, and bested two of them in Florida, which hasn’t happened consecutively since god knows when. And it certainly wasn’t ideal, but hey, a win is a win.
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Game #65 – Hawks vs. Panthers Spotlight: A Decade Of Dale Tallon
Let’s let our friend @Petbugs13 start this one for us:
counting down a decade of Dale Tallon
10. Mike Matheson, 8 x $4.875m pic.twitter.com/eeCKytE3vl
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 24, 2019
9. 2016 trade deadline: Hudler, Purcell, Kindl for 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 6th pic.twitter.com/f4nwF9aakx
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 24, 2019
8. Reimer for Darling’s buyout pic.twitter.com/zBPcj90cBX
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 25, 2019
7. McCann and Bjugstad for nothing pic.twitter.com/9KKCpGUaIV
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 26, 2019
sorry, i am told that they were in fact traded for magic beans pic.twitter.com/v01N5dx8ia
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 26, 2019
sorry, i am told that they were in fact traded for magic beans pic.twitter.com/v01N5dx8ia
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 26, 2019
6. 2019 free agency pic.twitter.com/sjOFIL6npU
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 27, 2019
5. Demers for G̶u̶d̶b̶r̶a̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ McGinn and retained salary pic.twitter.com/czi92osZm7
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 28, 2019
4. Six picks in the top 50 of the 2010 draft pic.twitter.com/e5nUxJBxRi
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 29, 2019
3. Lawson Crouse pic.twitter.com/wOjEGsXM9y
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 30, 2019
2. Free agent frenzy, 2014: “He’s a hockey player where statistics don’t tell the story.” pic.twitter.com/DLbta8YPuT
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 31, 2019
as bad as that graphic is, i wouldn’t want the significance of the centrepiece of those signings to be lost: 5×5.5m was an incredible amount of money under the cap. pic.twitter.com/1kUQl89KXz
— nobody (@petbugs13) December 31, 2019
1. Vegas expansion draft pic.twitter.com/uBcJPLrx6E
— nobody (@petbugs13) January 1, 2020
what better way to cap off this trip through a decade of Dale Tallon, than through his own wordshttps://t.co/cGK5oeDjSG
— nobody (@petbugs13) January 1, 2020
We couldn’t do it any better.
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Game #65 – Hawks vs. Panthers: Hedley Lamarr’s Nitwits. Halfwits, And Dimwits
Canadian Media’s Fascination With Crowd Pictures – If you’re on Twitter or Insta, next time a Canadian team plays in Sunrise check out how long it takes before their beat writer posts a picture of the arena not full. It’s like a duty or a reflex for them. Yes, the Panthers have attendance problems. They’ve also not won a playoff series in over 20 years, have only been to them twice in the interim, play in the middle of nowhere, and Miami is just a slightly more entertaining place to be with more to offer than fucking Ottawa. We get it. You don’t think South Florida deserves a team. Well, they’ve got one, and they don’t appear to be leaving anytime soon. A move back to downtown Miami would probably solve a lot of their problems, but we’ll see if that’s on the cards. What’s the attendance in Ottawa like these days? What’s it going to be when Winnipeg bottoms out? We’ll hang up and listen for our answer.
Brian Boyle – This tall doofus will never suffer for work because people think being tall and winning faceoffs are the last keys to victory for a team. Remember when he was going to be the final piece for the Preds last year? Or the windburn he got from the Hawks in ’15? We bet Quenneville loves him, though.
Mike Kitchen – Boy, this guy knows where his bread is buttered, huh? Clearly a moron who can only get work as Q’s cabana boy. Wonder how long it’ll take the players in Florida to start requesting his firing in postseason exit interviews. Took him two years here, though he was able to hang on to a job for five more years because of Q.
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Game #65 – Hawks vs. Panthers: Lineups & How They Were Built
Hawks

Notes: Strome back at center and five goals. We’re geniuses! Seriously, Strome’s line was the only one to come out ahead in possession and they did it without a wealth of offensive zone starts…Boqvist found himself on the bench a ton, though the wealth of penalties in the first didn’t help. Still, least ES time of anyone, and we basically give up. Olli Maatta should not be getting double the ES time…

Panthers

Notes: Strange trade of Vincent Trocheck. He was a genuine #2 center and the Panthers only got bottom six forwards in return, though a defensive prospect as well. Trocheck seemed like the perfect Quenneville player, but the story in South Florida is that his defensive game had slipped, which we know Q won’t take…Pysyk is the latest d-man to go into Crazy Q’s lab and come out a forward…Hoffman has scored in four straight…



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