Author: Sam Fels

  • Hawks at Islanders 2nd Period Thread

    Sittin’ on the outside, just me and my mate
    You know I’m made to move you honey,
    Come up two hours late
    Wasn’t that a man

  • Hawks at Islanders 1st Period Thread

    Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five
    My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive
    But now I’m a man, way past 21
    Want you to believe me baby,
    I had lot’s of fun

  • No One Leaves The Island: Hawks at Islanders Preview/Pregame Thread/Sound Check

    AltLogo_medium vs. the+island

    PUCK DROP: 6pm Central

    TV/RADIO: CSN, WGN Radio

    A THREE HOUR TOUR: LIGHTHOUSE HOCKEY

    Well, the Islanders are actually leaving the Island in time. Somehow won’t be shocked if it’s next year but it’s scheduled for the one after that. And then being in Brooklyn could very well lead to the most obnoxious fanbase in hockey.

    Anyway, the Hawks kick off 2014 after a glorious and somewhat beyond belief 2013 at Nassau County Coliseum, which is probably the opposite of glorious and certainly is beyond belief in the other fashion. Careful in the bathroom is you’re going. They’ll take on a car wreck of an Islanders team there.

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  • Heavy Weather: Hawks 5 – Blues 5 (Blues win Tiddlywinks)

    Heavy Weather: Hawks 5 – Blues 5 (Blues win Tiddlywinks)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    Well, that should keep the “Goalie Controversy!” Tea-Partiers at bay at least until Crawford can cough up another game.

    If you’ve come here for me to make you feel better, I’m going to fail you. Up two goals twice on a team that’s got a pretty heavy injury list… you have to have that. Pretty simple. You see it out in the 3rd period, you smother it away. That is if you’re the true powerhouse that you are. Yeah, I know. Second game in two nights. Not like you had to work all that hard on Friday. You gotta have it. You don’t give away one point, much less two.

    And the warts that we’ve been trying to point out were there for all to see. That doesn’t mean they won’t correct themselves over the next 41. It doesn’t mean they might not matter over the next 41. But when the spring comes, a series against this Blues team or a healthier Kings team than last spring or the Ducks is going to come down to a few little things. And there are little things the Hawks need to sort out. In no particular order…

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  • Hawks at Blues 3rd Period

    You can tell I’m a lyrical prophet from the words spoken and broken up
    In these books and scrolls that I unfold
    The knowledge I use does make me bold
    The intelligence in my system

  • Hawks at Blues 2nd Period Thread

    Cause I’m sweet, neat, I don’t romp or skinteet
    Lyrics I lick with my tongue
    And rhymes I nymn with my teeth
    This lyrical prophet you can’t stop this from the West Indies

  • Hawks at Blues 1st Period Thread

    Ring the alarm, I don’t wanna stay calm cause
    I’m about to rip this Psalm
    When the mic is gripped my lyrics do split up like
    Bombs from Vietnam

  • Night Of The Living Dead: Avs 2 – Hawks Touchdown And PAT

    Night Of The Living Dead: Avs 2 – Hawks Touchdown And PAT

    I don’t know that you learn anything from a night like this. When the opponent clearly is still stowed away neatly in the overhead against the Hawks, it’s going to be over in a hurry unless the Hawks are also a couple tacos short of a combo plate. Sadly for the Avs, the Hawks most certainly were not.

    This game was probably over when it was scheduled and the Avs weren’t allowed to travel until this morning. While I wrote into tonight’s Indian how I thought the union’s call for a three-day Christmas break was harming the league (no exposure at a time when everyone’s sitting around begging for a distraction from their family), I understand wanting Christmas Eve and Christmas day at home with loved ones. I would have thought extending it to Boxing Day would save everyone the hassle of traveling on Christmas night. But to extend a travel ban through the next day? You’re essentially sentencing more than a few teams to be up against it, and Colorado was one of them. I don’t think it’s asking too much for teams to be allowed to fly into town the night of the 26th. It would give them more of a fighting chance.

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  • Avs at Hawks 3rd Period Thread

    Yeah, I’m working, making money, I’m just starting to build a name.
    I can feel it, around the corner, I could make it any day.
    Mother mother can you hear me, sure I’m sober, sure I’m sane.
    Life is perfect, never better, still your daughter, still the same.

  • Avs at Hawks 2nd Period Thread

    I’m hungry,
    I’m dirty,
    I’m losing my mind…
    Everything’s fine!