Faxes from Uncle Dale

Author: Sam Fels

  • Nous sommes La Guilde Lollipop: Hawks at Habs Preview/Pregame Thread/Poutine Appreciation

    Hawk Wrestler vs. poutine-quebec_38038_600x450

    FACEOFF: 6pm Central

    TV/RADIO: WGN for the locals, NHLN-US for the non-locals below the 49th, CBC Hockey Night In Canada for non-locals above the 49th (PATRICK SHARP GOOD ONTARIO BOY!!!), WGN Radio

    RIBBIT, RIBBIT: Habs Eyes On The Prize

    It’s been something of a wonky January for the Hawks so far. They’ve been collared by the Blues in the division, and there hasn’t been a performance that you’d want to frame. Off their game in New York and New Jersey, not allowed to get into their game by San Jose, and off again versus the Rangers. Hey, the weren’t going to be excellent all year and this is the part of the year where things just begin to tighten up. But after tonight the Hawks will have four home games to try and straighten out what slight quirks have developed. But first tonight in the home of hockey (at least that’s what the residents would tell you).

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  • I Want Their Game… Off: Rangers 3 – Hawks 2

    I Want Their Game… Off: Rangers 3 – Hawks 2

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    It’s been obvious to anyone that’s been paying attention that the Hawks’ game has been off since the turn of the calendar, if not a little before. Sure, Sharp and Hossa and Toews covered it up in New Jersey, and have at other times. But they certainly weren’t near their best on Long Island, or in New Jersey, the Sharks kind of dictated play on Sunday, and here we are tonight.

    The Hawks had their spurts. The 2nd period, or most of it, was one-way traffic. But they didn’t start well, Crow gave up a couple goals he’d like back, and the 3rd was just kind of… meh. They thought about winning it, they didn’t really look like they wanted to until it was too late.

    I don’t think it’s anything other than a midseason malaise. You knew there’d be a dip somewhere. The Hawks used to make it in March. Maybe it’s now. But some factors that we’ve been talking about were once again on show.

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  • The Residents Of Mt. Olympus

    The Residents Of Mt. Olympus

    Well now we know the official numbers of Hawks and who’s going and who’s not. The Hawks will have 10 Olympians in Sochi, barring injury to either them or someone else causing yet another Hawk to fill in (Seabrook and Saad could both be first call-ups in that situation, as could Crawford I suppose but doubt). They are:

    Slovakia – Hossa, Handzus

    Czech Republic – Rozsival

    Sweden – Hjalmarsson, Oduya, Kruger

    USA – Kane

    Canada – Keith, Sharp, Toews

    WE DON’T HAVE ANY COMMIES CUZ WE DON’T NEEDS ‘EM TAKE DAT POO-TIN!

    Anyway, some random thoughts:

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  • Angry At Numbers 1/6

    Angry At Numbers 1/6

    That time again to get a little nerd-y. Or a little more nerd-y than we already are.

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    This got some play last week thanks to The Score’s Jay Zawaski. But that’s the amount of goals at even-strength that Patrick Kane has scored with Michal Handzus as his center. And that’s the center he’s played the most with. It kind of defies belief. You’d think Handzus would have been struggling to the bench just once while Kaner was dancing through defenders or something. It just hasn’t happened.

    If you’re interested, and you are, Kane has scored his most even-strength goals with Brandon Saad, the winger he’s played with most, with 7. He’s also scored 7 with Andrew Shaw. This may be something even Joel Quenneville has seen, as Saad has joined Kane on a line the past few games.

    This doesn’t mean that Shaw is the perfect center for Kane, perhaps just the best out of bad choices. Kane scored four even-strength goals with Brandon Pirri, but the seven with Shaw have come in half the amount of time on the ice. Kane’s Corsi% is also about 12 points higher with Shaw than either Pirri or Handzus.

    Why? Harder to pin down. Some could be matchups. We know Shaw doesn’t win any draws so it’s not that. Mostly, it might simply be the mobility that Shaw has and he can at least be somewhere when Kane has the puck. Most of Kane’s production is off the rush and one-on-one. You don’t want him trying to produce on a cycle too often. Shaw can at least keep up.

    Is Shaw a #2 center? Almost certainly not. Honestly, I think he’d be better at wing where his forechecking and getting to the net would be more pronounced by not having to constantly be low in his own zone. But right now, he might be the best solution of what currently is on offer.

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  • Sharks at Hawks 3rd Period Thread

    Ain’t nobody slowing down no way,
    Ev’rybody’s stepping on their accelerator,
    Don’t matter where you are,
    Ev’rybody’s gonna need a ventilator.

  • Sharks at Hawks 2nd Period Thread

    Your woman’s cussing, you can hear her scream,
    You feel like murder in the first degree.

  • Sharks at Hawks 1st Period Thread

    When your spine is cracking and your hands, they shake,
    Heart is bursting and you butt’s gonna break.

  • Get Out The Chainsaws: Sharks at Hawks Preview/Pregame Thread/Sharknado Discussion Group

    sharkticons vs. Hawk Wrestler

    FACEOFF: 7pm Central

    TV/RADIO: NBCSN, WGN Radio

    NEEDING A BIGGER BOAT: Fear The Fin, Battle Of California

    After sort of muddling their way through two games in the Tri-State area but still getting three of four points, the Hawks open the 2014 home portion of the schedule tonight with a tilt against Legends Of The Fall  San Jose Sharks. Or what’s left of the Sharks, as they’re extremely beat up. And what isn’t injured may be frozen.

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  • Must’ve Needed More Gatorade: Hawks 2 – Islanders 3 (OT)

    Must’ve Needed More Gatorade: Hawks 2 – Islanders 3 (OT)

    Extra Skater

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Guess the NYE hangover hadn’t quite cleared.

    The Hawks were pretty much where they needed to be in the first, smothering most Islander threats and outshooting them 12-5. Sure, a silly pass from Johnny Oduya to a covered Bryan Bickell at the red line and Bickell being forced into a turnover while Bangkok Dangerous marched off into the sea of green let Casey Cizikas in to give Long Island the lead. But the Hawks could feel good about how they played.

    But for the last 40, the Hawks were all over and left far too much space for an Isles squad that isn’t bereft of weapons. The two goals they gave up from there came to the top line, which is exactly what you can’t do against this team. Sure, they fought back to tie it but were always asking for trouble in just being all over in their own zone. Not shocking the game ended when Patrick Sharp came too far over to deal with John Tavares, and left US-snub All-Star Kyle Okposo to rifle one home. That’s how the Hawks had been in their zone all night.

    To the notes:

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  • Hawks at Islanders 3rd Period Thread

    The line I shoot will never miss
    When I make love to a woman,
    She can’t resist
    I think I go down,
    To old Kansas Stew
    I’m gonna bring back my second cousin,
    That little Johnny Cocheroo