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Game #29 – Hawks vs. Ducks Q&A: Jen Neale Bails Us Out, Like Always

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Usually, we try and give our Q&A correspondents a few days for these things. But because we try and block out Anaheim’s existence out of our minds, both team and place, we forgot to send these to our dear friend Jen Neale. Because she’s an angle, she helped us out anyway on short-notice, because she apparently loves a charity case. Follow her on Twitter @MsJenNeale. 

Is the Ducks bewildering placing near the top of the Pacific solely because of John Gibson keeping Randy Carlyle in a job? Do you still hate Gibson?

The Pacific Division is an absolute dumpster fire this season. That’s the only reason the Ducks look somewhat ok. I will admit the Gibson is helping their cause but he’s not the sole reason. The Ducks came back to beat Washington in their last game after Gibson was pulled in the first. They’ve been straight up lucky lately.

And I don’t hate Gibson. I just strongly disagree with the Ducks keeping him over Freddie Andersen.  I also don’t think Carlyle will lose his job while Bob Murray is still GM. He doesn’t want to fire his BFF twice. I’ve been actively campaigning for the Ducks to hire Q but he’s priced himself out of the Samuelis budget. 
How does a team with Hampus! Hampus!, Fowler, Montour, and Manson giving up this many shots and chances?

Silly Blackhawk, Hampus recently returned from injury and Fowler has been out for a while with a fractured orbital bone that required surgery. The high shots against totals is becoming rote for the Ducks. It’s a signature of a Carlyle defense. I’ve given up looking at shot totals because I know I’ll be disappointed. 

How does Pontus Aberg have nine goals?

Because he has the best name on the team … and he’s playing on a line with Rickard Rakell and Ryan Getzlaf. This is Murray’s one wire pickup (or trade) a season that works out and keeps him employed.


This isn’t going to last, right?
Everything is going as it usually does. They start off like 💩because Carlyle overworks the team in camp. Around this time every year something kicks into gear and the team starts to win by slim margins. Usually Murray threatens to trade everyone in the press first but they’ve skipped that part this time. 
Bold Prediction: First round playoff exit.

 

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