Natural Stat Trick
I won’t lie to you, dear reader. None of us thought the Vancouver Canucks were worth wasting one shred of a Saturday night over. So let’s try something different and follow the game through our favorite Canucks fan’s eyes, @HockeyDipShit.
https://twitter.com/HockeyDipshit/status/800046181120282624
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My name is Bennington / and I'm here to say / I'll trade every draft pick I've got / before the end of May @HockeyDipshit
— Corduroy Orbison (@_Proto) November 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/HockeyDipshit/status/800210657748496385
Canucks found a way to lose to Chicago twice in one night. This is our life.
— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) November 20, 2016
You’re welcome.

