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You Ain’t Shane, You Ain’t Mook – ’19-’20 NHL Team Previews…

By Sam Fels October 2, 2019 0

I’m not even gonna give it a name. You know what we’re doing here. 2018-2019 FUCK YOU Goalies: So the question isn’t whether you believe in love after love…well, I mean it kind of is. If you believe “love” is Jordan Binnington being able to repeat what he did over the final 32 games last year. […]

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Stanley Cup Final Game 2 Recap – Oh For F–k’s Sake

By Sam Fels May 30, 2019 0

I suppose on a day when yet another professional sports team gets in bed with BarfStool it’s only right they get their dicks kicked in at home, which is essentially what the Bruins did despite the game going to overtime. This series is certainly make everyone taste their own bile, with the Bruins off the […]

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Game #5 – Blues vs. Hawks Q&A: Oh Dear God Brad Lee Got Loose

By Sam Fels October 13, 2018 0

Hi, I’m Brad. I live in St. Louis. Much of my wardrobe is blue. I’m the captain of the USS Game Time, the fan-run paper we sell outside every Blues game. It’s a lot like what the Committed Indian was when Sam was more committed. Or before he got committed. I forget. For the record, […]

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Game #80 – Hawks vs. Blues Preview/Racquet Restringing: I Don’t Wanna Be Found At The Sound Of The Bell

By Sam Fels April 4, 2018 0

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 32-37-10   Blues 43-30-6 PUCK DROP: 7pm TV: NBCSN (It’s Rivalry Night, Don’t Ya Know?) THE COLD AND DESPERATE: St. Louis Gametime This is what it’s come to. This “small club” mentality. We used to mock those (i.e. the Blues) whose goals and aims, for fans and players alike, was merely dragging a […]

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Game #80 – Hawks vs. Blues Q&A: Tonight’s St. Louis Gametime, Because Your Eyes Need To Bleed

By Sam Fels April 4, 2018 0

There was a time, not so long ago, when we used to produce a program just like this for every home game. We had quite the little rivalry with St. Louis Gametime. So in a nod to the past, we’re just going to give you their program for tonight’s game. Cinch it up and hunker […]

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Game #73 – Blues vs. Hawks Q&A: Our Pantsless, Toothless, Charmless Cousins Down I-55

By Sam Fels March 18, 2018 0

Let’s not say anything more about Brad Lee (@GTBradLee) of St. Louis Game Time than we have to.  Oh hey look, your team sucks too. What happened there? We haven’t seen you in a while so we kind of lost track.  Here’s the Reader’s Digest version. The Blues were one of the best teams in […]

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Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: This Time It Will Be Different

By Sam Fels October 3, 2017

We’ve made a career out of mocking and hurling insults at the St. Louis Blues. At this point it’s basically batting practice. Luckily for us, we’ll have our bread and butter this year. Again. Because we always will. Nothing is ever going to change in Missouri, as they attempt to roll out essentially the same […]

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He Left It Out Back On The Highway, On 55: Hawks at Blues Preview/Online Driving Class

By December 17, 2016

 vs.  RECORDS: Hawks 20-8-4  Blues 17-10-4 TV: CSN THINK DEXTER FOWLER HAS TOO MUCH FUN: St. Louis Gametime PROJECTED LINEUPS ADJUSTED TEAM CORSI %: Hawks – 50.1 (15th)  Blues – 52.4 (10th) ADJUSTED TEAM xGF%: Hawks – 47.5 (21st)  Blues 51.9 (13th) POWER PLAY: Hawks – 19.0 (15th)  Blues – 21.9 (7th) PENALTY KILL: Hawks […]

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Baby, I’m An Anarchist – Hawks at Blues, Preview, House Unamerican Activities Hearing

By November 9, 2016

 at  Game Time: 7:00PM CST TV/Radio: NBCSN, WGN-AM 720 Made America Great Again: SLGT Well the world didn’t end. Not yet at least. And apparently there’s hockey to play down in West East St. Louis tonight.

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Blues Q&A With Arkham Asylum Escapee Brad Lee

By October 12, 2016

Now that I’ve grown up (ha!) and given up the printed program, at least for the year, there’s only one goofball doing it and that’s Brad Lee in St. Louis. You can find his work at StLouisGametime.com and follow him on Twitter @GTBradLee. Interesting summer for the Blues, let’s try and parse it out one at […]