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  • Any Shade Of Lipstick: Hawks 2 – Canucks 1

    Any Shade Of Lipstick: Hawks 2 – Canucks 1

    Thanks for pardoning the Saturday night wrap. You know how these things go.

    While the players said different on both sides, and there was still some yapping and some gatherings after whistles, there’s definitely some heat out of the Hawks-Canucks rivalry. As more and more distance is put between the Playoff Trilogy, and each team has more and more its own things to deal with, that’s going to continue. It was always a rivalry built on this crop of players, and the more they change then it will fade out.

    That doesn’t mean last night’s win didn’t feel particularly good, because it did. Maybe it’s partly because it was Vancouver, and maybe it was beating another team almost certainly using the game as a measuring stick. It was weird, until taking the lead I thought the Hawks were carrying most of the play. But as soon as they were up 2-1 it was bunker time, even though they weren’t the team that had played the night before. But whatever works, right?

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  • Post Game Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    Sam should be by tomorrow to provide a recap just in time for brunch. Enjoy what’s left of your Saturday night.

  • Third Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    I wanna see my name in lights and throw up in my purse and die.

  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    I’ll watch my fucking mouth the day it gets a date with Ashlee Simpson or stars in ads from TRESemmé.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Canucks

    She’s got the biggest tits, he’s got the longest dick, and I get to read about it every week. You hear that sucking sound? It’s culture going down. Seaward with the C-words, submerged in shit with dreams to drown.

  • Saturday Night Wrist – Hawks at Canucks Preview, Pregame Thread, Frost Warning

    AltLogo at Lumberjack_Song

    Game Time: 9:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: WGN Ch. 9, NHLN (US), CBC (Hosers), WGN-AM 720
    Blackfish: Nucks Misconduct

    Now the circus trip moves to its most western destination in British Columbia, where where the Hawks and Canucks will renew acquaintances and rekindle what’s now left of one of the more volatile rivalries within the boundaries of Lockout 2.0 and Lockout 3.0.

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  • Friday Grinds My Gears

    Friday Grinds My Gears

    The NHL always has an annoying, league-wide storyline going. Sometimes it’s head shots. Others it’s hits from behind. Sometimes it’s concussion protocol, or goalie gear, or TV show overdose, whatever.

    But the one that’s annoying me the most right now, and has for a long, long time, is the uproar over how many games are going to shootouts. Add to that the silly OT proposals to try and remedy this, and I’m about ready to put on an Argonauts jersey and talking about oral sex (too soon?).

    You know the problem. This season, the amount of games going to a shootout has risen, and it’s getting ridiculous. So the solutions have been thrown around. 3-on-3 in OT after 4-on-4, which sounds only slightly less gimmicky than the shootout. Have the teams switch ends for the long change. Whatever else.

    It’s all stupid. Just end the fucking thing in a tie.

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  • Morning Links 11/22/13

    Morning Links 11/22/13

    Last night: Blackhawks

    Seriously: ESPN Chi

    By know you probably know, but injury updates: CSN

    Not a bad start: Herald

    So fans who were wearing buckets weren’t joking: Trib

    Blues not going away yet: PHT

    uhhhhhh….: PD

  • Supporting Caste – Hawks 6, Jets 3

    Supporting Caste – Hawks 6, Jets 3

    It feels repetitive at this point, but given this is the third time this month that these two teams have played, it’s not surprising that once again the Hawks and Jets followed the same template.  Hawks control early, let the opposition off the mat in the second, then say “fuck this” with time to spare and cruise out with two points.

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  • Hawks at Jets 3rd Period Thread

    Hey, don’t you know it’s a waste of your day
    Caught up in endless solutions
    That have no meaning, just another hunch
    Based upon jumping conclusions