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  • Hawks at Penguins 2nd Period Thread

    Two time, two-ton hangover king
    The bride wore black
    We were ready to swing
    Too far gone to stop-top of the pops

  • Hawks at Penguins 1st Period Thread

    Big plans, big time, everything
    Downtown pawn shop
    Bought us a ring
    Heading for the top-
    Top of the pops

  • Mirror Mirror: Hawks at Penguins Preview/Pregame Thread/Smithereens Listening Party

    oldschool vs. penguinblog2_440

    FACEOFF: 6:30pm Central

    TV/RADIO: NBCSN, WGN Radio

    YINZER YAHOOS: Pensburgh, The Pensblog

    Two darlings of the midseason that have started to cough and wheeze (well, “started” isn’t correct but you get it) meet up tonight near the confluence of the Monongahela River and the Allegheny that form the Ohio River (I’ve watched far too much baseball in my life). While the reasons for the loss of titan status for both, they’ll recognize the struggles of each other.

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  • Dig Up, Stupid: Hawks 3 – Senators 5

    Dig Up, Stupid: Hawks 3 – Senators 5

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    Extra Skater

    Jonathan Toews: “Everyone seems to be a part of the bad habits that are kind of running contagiously through our lineup.”

    DING DING DING. That also applies to the captain himself, though obviously he’s taking it upon himself as well.

    Tonight was a perfect microcosm of what’s been this Hawks team lately, and honestly for most of the season at this point. Structurally they are off, not allowing them to play the game they need to, but their star power enables them to have a chance to win. Either Hossa, Sharp, and Toews drag them by the gonads to victory, or they lose. Lately, it’s been the latter more often. It’s disheartening because we all thought after being truly thumped last night due to structural problems there would be a response. There usually is from the Hawks. Tonight, they got worse. WAY WORSE.

    And tonight, another layer of simple laziness was added to the mix (or is it lethargy?). The same breakout bullshit we’ve seen all year was still present, with forwards doing a flash mob in the neutral zone instead of breaking in packs and being available for their d-men to easily find. The Hawks then added a simple refusal to get back and pressure the Ottawa forwards from behind, consistently subjecting their d-men to odd-man rushes and open ice.  Even Toews was guilty, as he wasn’t exactly busting it back to help out with Spezza in the middle of the ice for what really was the killer third Sens’ goal.

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  • Third Period Thread – Hawks at Senators

    What if I’m the one who’s crazy?

    I’m not crazy, just frustrated.

  • Second Period Thread – Hawks at Senators

    Let’s go shopping today. Drive our fancy cars to the fancy malls, and for lunch we’ll have Big Macs.

  • First Period Thread – Hawks at Senators

    All down the streets the signs read cheaper and better technology. This capitalist vision is my nightmare. Put up a sign in my face, what the fuck happened to this place? I think we made a wrong turn, now look at the lovely concrete.

  • N-V-T-S Nuts – Blackhawks at Senators Preview, Pregame Thread, Mid Term Election

    AltLogo at senator clay-davis-sheeeiiiit

    Game Time: 6:00PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    House of Representin’: Silver Seven Sens

    With no time whatsoever to dwell on last night’s steaming turd squeezed out on the shores of the Charles River (debatable whether or not that’d be an improvement), the Hawks stay within the Flortheast division with a trip up to Canada’s capital. No, not Toronto, Rand McNally. They’ll be in Ottawa to face off against the Senators, whose issues this season made whatever difficulties the Hawks had with the Bruins last night seem meager by comparison.

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  • Morning Links 3/28/14

    Morning Links 3/28/14

    Friday fun: Blackhawks

    What might have been: ESPN Boston

    Chara is good again: NHL

    Let’s pass a hat: PHT

    Plus they live in Buffalo: SI