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  • Beard Of The Day – April 22nd – Gene, Wet Hot American Summer

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    Because last night’s game was long enough to give anyone PTSD, and the result enough to make someone want to hump the fridge.

  • Morning Links 4.22.15

    Morning Links 4.22.15

    Nachos:CSN

    Does it again:Daily Herald

    Groggy:HockeeNight

    Scoring his way out:Let’s Go Hawks

    The little red engine that could:TSN

    Oh My God this is real:SportsNet

  • Game 4 Thread – Predators vs Hawks

  • Tomorrow Starts Today – Game 4 – Predators vs Hawks Preview, Pregame Thread, Fire Department Inspection

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    Game Time: 8:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, NBCSN (US), SportsNet (Anglo), TVA3 (Franco), WGN-AM 720
    Arrested Development: On The Forecheck

    For already the second time in the series, the Hawks have an opportunity to go up two games on the Nashville Predators, this time to push them to the brink. The last time didn’t go so well, but the Hawks are now doing so on home ice where they can dictate the matchups. The key, as always, becomes execution.

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  • Beard Of The Day – April 21st – Cedric Bixler-Zavala

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    Much like the lineup decisions of of Joel Quenneville, the lyrics of At The Drive-In and Mars Volta lead singer Cedric Bixler-Zavala can be positively inscrutable. And while known more for his wild mop of curly hair that flails in the breeze during the wild and sometimes spastic live performances of both bands, Zavala often sports an equally unkempt beard.

    At The Drive-In emerged out out of El Paso, TX in the late 90s and early aughts with post-hardcore bombast and a limitless array of tempo changes augmented by incredible live shows. But just as the band reached the apex of its popularity after the release of Relationship of Command in 2000, the band fractured into two offshoots- the more radio friendly (but still challenging) inclinations of guitarist and co-song writer Jim Ward and his band Sparta, while Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez formed the even more baffling Mars Volta, channeling their dormant prog rock inclinations. At The Drive-In has since reunited for the occasional one-off festival show, but new material seems out of the question. But no matter the project, Bixler-Zavala and his hair and beard will surely challenge listeners both in their patience hoping for a new ATDI release while also pushing new sonic boundaries.

  • Morning Links 4/21/15

    Morning Links 4/21/15

    RIP Big Doug

    Game 4 tonight: Blackhawks

    Darling’s gig for now: ESPN Chicago

    Preds perspective: TT

    Soupy still defending Crow: CSN

    Long time coming: TSN

    Dumb: PHT

  • High On The Hog: Gone To Texas

    High On The Hog: Gone To Texas

    The Rockford IceHogs will begin postseason play for the first time in five seasons this weekend. The AHL has a different idea of what “home ice” entails, so the boys will begin the opening round of the playoffs in Texas.

    Rockford, who finished the season as the fourth-seed, will play Friday and Saturday night against the fifth-seeded Stars. The remainder of the five-game best of will take place at the BMO Harris Bank Center.

    How do we feel about the opponent the Hogs have drawn? Well, they did everything they could to make this series happen.

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  • Beard Of The Day – April 20th – Jerry Bryant

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    For the disaffected youth of the greater Chicagoland area, the perpetually bearded and long haired Jerry Bryant is nothing short of a saint. His long-running cable access show, JBTV (originally on Ch. 62) has been a haven for interviews, live performances, and music videos that even the so-called “alternative” radio stations wouldn’t touch.

    JBTV has always been self-produced, directed, and hosted by Bryant himself, with his signature look ever whitening as the years trudge on, never losing his intimidatingly phallic microphone. Even having now done his show for over 30 years, Bryant has never lost his enthusiasm for the music or the format, and that fact should be admired just as much as his magnificent hair and beard.

     

  • Morning Links 4.20.15

    Morning Links 4.20.15

    Well that is quite the spin: NP

    I guess I can’t argue:ST

    Finally:DH

    5 takeaways:CSN

    It was loud::LGH

    Jesus Marian Hossa:HN

    From across the pond:CTA

    My 1-a:SN

  • It Took a Life Span With No Cellmate: Blackhawks 4, Predators 2; (Hawks lead series 2-1)

    It Took a Life Span With No Cellmate: Blackhawks 4, Predators 2; (Hawks lead series 2-1)

    Box Score

    Event Summary

    War on Ice

    If you needed anymore proof that momentum doesn’t carry from game to game in the playoffs, Game 3 between the Predators and Blackhawks should serve as Exhibit A. After exploding for 3 goals at the end of Game 2 and sending the city of Chicago into a rash of overreactions, the Hawks took to Game 3 and made the most of their opportunities.

    Even after coughing up two leads in less than a minute, the Hawks continued to dominate play in the middle frame. For whatever reason, this period has been a problem for Nashville all year. There’s really no explanation for something like that. It’s weird, it’s bizarre and it’s hockey.

    The Hawks outscored Nashville 3-1 in the second period and it was all the Hawks needed to hold serve on home ice.

    Let’s move on to bigger and better things.

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