Tag: there is nothing here much like the state

  • Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: Springsteen And Bon Jovi Suck

    Your Friends And Neighbors – ’17-’18 NHL Team Previews: Springsteen And Bon Jovi Suck

    I’ll name it that because A) It’s true and B) I don’t know what the hell else we would talk about when it comes to New Jersey. Certainly not their hockey team, and certainly not the ambience. But I guess that’s our lot in life, so we’ll address Nico Hishier, Taylor Hall (for the 50 games he’s actually upright for), and whatever the hell else isn’t wearing green and red like they should be.

    NEW JERSEY DEVILS

    ’16-’17 Record: 28-40-14  70 points (dead-ass last in the Metro)

    Team Stats 5vs: 47.8 CF% (27th)  47.4 SF% (26th)  47.7 SCF% (26th)  6.2 SH% (28th)  .924 SV% (14th)

    Special Teams: 17.5 PP% (22nd)  79.6 SV% (23rd)

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