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  • Mr. Mephistopheles Please: Devils 3 – Hawks 2

    Mr. Mephistopheles Please: Devils 3 – Hawks 2

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    Well, at least they don’t play the Devils again. And at this pace they won’t have to worry about a Final rematch.

    The Hawks tried something new against New Jersey this time, taking a lead and hoping that would force the Devils to be a little looser in their structure. But it was the Hawks who ended up employing that, with a couple defensive gaffes, some less than stellar goalie play, and a poorly timed penalty all adding up to a loss. Combine that in with the Hawks barely looking threatening after the first 20 as the Devils were once again able to basically put sand on their flame, and especially when they got a lead. Capped off by no line other than Kane and The Sons Of Rasputin able to get on the scoresheet, and the Hawks are dancing with .500 again by the pale moonlight.

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  • Apocalypse Hoboken – Devils vs Hawks Preview, Home Theater System Installation

    jon_lovitz-devil-snl-46_2 vs evil empire

    Game Time: 7:30PM Central
    TV/Radio: CSN, WGN-AM 720
    Bruce Springsteen Is A Fraud And A Charlatan: All About The Jersey

    After one of the more vomit-inducing, aesthetically displeasing performances of the Quenneville era last Friday in Newark, the Devils complete the season series tonight at the United Center fresh off getting shut out by West East St. Louis on Tuesday at home.

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  • Morning Links 11/12/15

    Morning Links 11/12/15

    Dancing with the Devils: Blackhawks

    Time to get going: CST

    Filling a need: CSN

    Oh boy: BU

    No, just no: Fox

    Diving problem: PD

  • 3 On 3 Is A Joke

    3 On 3 Is A Joke

    There are numerous, fundamental reasons why the NHL’s decision to move to a 3-on-3 is a flawed and misguided one, trying to solve a problem of their own creation. While sidestepping the history lesson, the NHL turned to the shootout to entice the casual fan, but then decided that they shouldn’t matter because it’s not real hockey. As a solution 3-on-3 still isn’t actual NHL hockey, but it does have a vague team aspect to it to resolve regular season games and avoiding shootouts, because removing shootouts entirely wasn’t an option. That the initiative is exceeding that low bar is empirically clear even about 20% of the way through the regular season.

    Even the purists who align themselves with a solution that somehow loses the charity point that artificially inflates standings points (with 3 on 3 now doing so for individual scoring statistics) will through gritted teeth admit that 3 on 3 is at least exciting. But just because the situation is tense doesn’t mean that it’s actually well played or even a facsimile of the up and down pond hockey the flapping heads want to label it as.

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  • Morning Links 11.11.2015

    Morning Links 11.11.2015

    I would expect to him to start wearing another “C” SCH

    Keith is close:NHL

    From Russia with Love:CBS

    Busy Dude:NbN

    Wherever he can hide? TSN

     

  • Who Is This Magic D-Man? We’ll Try To Understand

    Who Is This Magic D-Man? We’ll Try To Understand

    For the second time this season, the Trib’s Chris Kuc has let it be known that the Hawks are after another blue liner in the trade market. This continues a pattern of Stan Bowman the past few years letting everyone in the world know what he’s looking for, which was a trait he had a couple years ago. And nothing gets into the press the Hawks don’t want, so this is no accident. It’s not really that big of a deal, because any punter with a vague concept of the rules of hockey could look at the collection of players dressing as d-men for the Hawks right now, let out a hearty “EEE GADS!”, and conclude the Hawks need someone else.

    However, it is strange to make it so clear what you’re after, because every other GM is pretty much going to hold you upside down and shake. And maybe that’s why, so when the Hawks can’t find anyone they can say everyone was asking for too much. But whatever. Where are the Hawks going shopping?

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  • Unwelcome In My Own House – By Cyndi B

    This was our guest column last night in the gameday program, sent to us by Cyndi B., @spintheiryarns on Twitter. 

    The last time I saw Patrick Kane play live was on December 3, 2014. It was a great night, a rivalry game against the Blues. St. Louis had just signed Brodeur, and I was hoping extra hard for Jake Allen to get pulled, so I could say I’d seen Marty Brodeur in net just once. Allen didn’t get pulled, but the PBK line chewed him up and spat him out anyway–three goals in five minutes. Kane had two in under three. The guy sitting next to me was a patronizing tool and insisted on hugging me after every Chicago goal, but it was worth it. There was no feeling quite like being there on a night when Kane was really on, when the crowd was already halfway to its feet every time he touched the puck.

    On October 7 this year, when the Blackhawks opened against the Rangers, I was working late and watching a shitty livestream from my desk–nothing new there. Sure, Chicago fell down early and couldn’t make it back up, but it was fun hockey. Clean, evenly matched, fast-paced. I was pleased–except every time the crowd cheered a goal I started crying instead, because I remembered what that felt like and I don’t know how to ever get it back.

    I think we can guess what happened in between.

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  • High On The Hog: Back To Bickell

    High On The Hog: Back To Bickell

    The Rockford IceHogs, the Blackhawks affiliate in the American Hockey League, split a pair of games with Central Division opponents this weekend. The Hogs extended their point streak to eight games and are now 7-3-1-1 in 2015-16.

    Rockford beat Grand Rapids on the road Friday night. They came back to Winnebago County the next evening and dropped an overtime decision to Milwaukee.

    Also of note; the IceHogs added over 500 games of NHL experience to the lineup this week.

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  • Morning Links 11.9.2015

    Morning Links 11.9.2015

    Winning Ways:Daily Herald

    Putting in work:NHL

    Genetic Freak:NBC

    Just not too hard now:CDH

    Good advice:EJ

    Seems to be a recurring theme:TSN

  • A Return To Some Kind Of Form: Oilers 2 – Hawks 4

    A Return To Some Kind Of Form: Oilers 2 – Hawks 4

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    After something of a wonky week, the Hawks returned to the model that had racked up wins in the season’s first couple weeks, or more to the point before Hossa got hurt. The second line goes nuts, Crawford is excellent, no one else does much of anything of note either good or bad (or at least not bad enough to fuck up the two points), and the Hawks win. The 2nd line accounted for all four goals, Crow makes 22 saves in the 2nd period alone, and against an EdMo team without McJesus it’s just enough. It’s not the sort of win that is going to calm any slightly jangly nerves about this team’s prospects, but after getting pretty much tonked for the last five periods before this, it’ll do.

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